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Have you ever farted and it made you laugh?

Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:10 am
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:10 am
Like just from the sound? Not necessarily the smell, but just the sound.

I know y'all have probably laughed at other people's farts, but what about your own?

So have you?

I was just in the bathroom... using the restroom. #1, no big deal. And I farted, okay? And I laughed at my own fart because of the sound that it made and I thought it was funny. It's one of those things where I haven't done that in awhile and I just wanted to know.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18307 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:12 am to
only if it sounded like a duck getting choked.
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:12 am to
Few years ago, an ex and I were smoking in her bedroom when my friend called me. We must have been stupid high because I accidentally let one slip and the two of us couldn't stop laughing for nearly 5 minutes.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 4:18 am to
Years ago I ate some Oreo cookies topped with butter. Butter was out on the counter and I just tried it on one, next thing I know, whole stick of butter and a quarter bag of Oreo's are gone. Next day I'am so gassy, but no one else is in the room, so toot away. Not smelly just noisy. Girlfriend gets home and comes in the room. First words out her mouth are, what are you eating? Said not eating anything, I'am just reading. She then says, it smells good in here like fresh baked cookies. I bust out laughing and tell her about the cookies and butter I binged on the day before. She ran out the room cursing and came back and almost hit me with a can of Lysol. That is my butter fart story. Made me laugh!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85810 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 4:57 am to
quote:

Have you ever farted and it made you laugh?

Only about 400,297 times
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
11296 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 5:43 am to
He's a fart smella.......I mean smart fella
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:40 am to
Every single damn time. Fart noises are my kryptonite.

That scene in the Labyrinth where they run across the Bog of Eternal Stench makes me pee my pants.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:44 am to
rebeloke threads are the written equivalent of farts.

They are both shitty, stink, come from an a-hole, make everyone else uncomfortable and give great relief upon completion.

Posted by Skooter
Member since Jun 2008
2257 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:55 am to
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:56 am to
Pretty much daily
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 7:06 am to
No. My farts are not to be laughed at. Each one is stoically critiqued and given a score based on pitch, frequency, time, dryness, and SoS (severity of smell), and then filed by date, and time.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 7:44 am to
RAd for move to autism board



but seriously, I experience the full spectrum of emotions every time I fart.



This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 7:45 am
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79646 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Have you ever farted and it made you laugh?


You mean so far today or....
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18340 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:15 am to
On a daily basis

I have an unusually tight anal sphincter that can produce some pretty high-pitched noises.

We were in a camper during deer season last year and I farted so loud and screechy that a friend in another bed sat up and asked that was a real fart.
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 8:17 am
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Have you ever farted and it made you laugh?


No, but I have laughed and it made me fart.
Posted by cajunduby
C-Bus
Member since Nov 2012
2286 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:35 am to
quote:

I ate some Oreo cookies topped with butter.


Why?

quote:

no one else is in the room, so toot away.


Gayest thing I've read in a while. So gay, I pray you're a chick...
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 8:37 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62214 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:39 am to
What's the point of farting if not to draw a little laughter?
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25930 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:41 am to
I laugh at my own farts on a daily basis

I actually take pride in being able to change the note mid fart
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 8:42 am
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19957 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:44 am to
quote:

I have an unusually tight anal sphincter that can produce some pretty high-pitched noises.


So you did some comparative analysis with your buddies to come to this conclusion?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32407 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:46 am to
I have constant, horrid smelling gas. I've googled it and tried making diatary changes, but no improvement yet. Maybe I should invest in some Beano or something.
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