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Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:23 pm to Cdawg
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drop some initials
She was an Albany High girl back in them days.
No respectable woman from Ponchatoula would dare let her cooter stink
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:24 pm to cbree88
In my 58 years I've come to learn that in general, women are the grosser of the two sexes.
Mine doesn't actively do anything "gross" as a habit. But she has her things.
For instance, her hair clogs up her sink about once a year so bad that I have to pull the goose neck and clean it out. I always send her a pic of the disgusting bolus of hair, soap scum, lotion, and who knows what so that she can be as grossed out as I am.
She eats very healthy, which is a good thing, but it tears up her stomach. All the protein and vegetables give her farts that could knock over a rhino. They are the definition of "silent but deadly".
OK, one thing she does that grosses me out: she clips her toenails in the car when I'm driving. I had to ask her not to do that. It's just wrong.
She used to put her feet on the dash until I showed her a video of a crash test dummy like that when the airbag goes off. That convinced her to stop.
Mine doesn't actively do anything "gross" as a habit. But she has her things.
For instance, her hair clogs up her sink about once a year so bad that I have to pull the goose neck and clean it out. I always send her a pic of the disgusting bolus of hair, soap scum, lotion, and who knows what so that she can be as grossed out as I am.
She eats very healthy, which is a good thing, but it tears up her stomach. All the protein and vegetables give her farts that could knock over a rhino. They are the definition of "silent but deadly".
OK, one thing she does that grosses me out: she clips her toenails in the car when I'm driving. I had to ask her not to do that. It's just wrong.
She used to put her feet on the dash until I showed her a video of a crash test dummy like that when the airbag goes off. That convinced her to stop.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:29 pm to Sidicous
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Had a GF in Tulsa that loved to household nudity. Sounds great right? 29, physically fit, built...so what's the problem you say? Snail Trails! On every piece of furniture that she could sit upon she left snail trails.
Don’t care that’s pretty hot to me.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:31 pm to NatalbanyTigerFan
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She was an Albany High girl back in them days.
What year bc I dated a similar girl for a week while in high school lol.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:31 pm to cbree88
Dated a smoker. The old adage that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray is true.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:33 pm to cbree88
Tried dating a single mom (should of counted that as red flag) who almost never cleaned her car or house.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:33 pm to TexasTiger89
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Dated a smoker. The old adage that "if she smokes, she pokes" is true.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:42 pm to NatalbanyTigerFan
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:42 pm to jaytothen
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What year bc I dated a similar girl for a week while in high school lol.
She had to be a 1990 or 1991 graduate
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:43 pm to TygerTyger
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All the protein and vegetables give her farts that could knock over a rhino. They are the definition of "silent but deadly".
Has she always farted in front of you, or is that a recent development since she started eating healthy? Do y’all find humor in it?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:46 pm to Three
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Dated a smoker. The old adage that "if she smokes, she pokes" is true.
Yes this is true too.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:54 pm to cbree88
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Has she always farted in front of you, or is that a recent development since she started eating healthy? Do y’all find humor in it?
Pretty early on in the relationship she stopped holding them in.
If she actually ripped one I'd probably find it funny, because loud farts are funny. Instead I'm just sitting there and then the stench of death seeps into my nostrils and tries to murder me.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:00 pm to TygerTyger
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If she actually ripped one I'd probably find it funny, because loud farts are funny. Instead I'm just sitting there and then the stench of death seeps into my nostrils and tries to murder me.
Watching TV on the couch with her must not be fun for you.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:08 pm to cbree88
I have dated women with habits that were disgusting to me but pretty endearing qualities in a girl friend....eating arse, blow jobs, anal sex...all things I have managed to abstain from personally doing but have enjoyed allowing women with such habits to do with me as much as they wanted....who am I to judge????
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:09 pm to cbree88
Dated a girl that had a habit of swallowing.
Pretty gross but I was able to deal with it.
Pretty gross but I was able to deal with it.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:09 pm to cbree88
I dated a hoarder
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:10 pm to TexasTiger89
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Dated a smoker. The old adage that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray is true.
So is the old adage that "if she smokes she pokes"....
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:17 pm to TygerTyger
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She eats very healthy, which is a good thing, but it tears up her stomach. All the protein and vegetables give her farts that could knock over a rhino. They are the definition of "silent but deadly"
she may well have a food sensitivity. Gluten? Does she chew a lot of sugar free gum? Dairy?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 3:52 pm to cbree88
Not me, but a friend of mine once dated a gal that, when on her period, would take out her tampons, wrap them in Kleenex and toss them under her bed until her period was over before picking them all up and tossing them.
Needless to say, that relationship didn't last long after finding that out.
Here's another one. It's not a gross habit as much as a very annoying one.
A guy I once was on a dart team with had this real cute girlfriend that was a nurse. I swear this gal could talk paint off a wall she talked so much. He finally had enough after several months of hoping things would change-------they didn't.
She would come to the dart matches on league night and sit at a table near the boards and she was non-stop and could be heard above everything else----music, crowd noise, etc.
She eventually moved to Florida and worked there for a couple years and one day I was at a local watering hole tossing darts with friends and she walks through the door by herself. She strikes up a conversation with the bartender and people around her and it was just like before----non-fricking-stop verbal diarrhea until she left.
Needless to say, that relationship didn't last long after finding that out.
Here's another one. It's not a gross habit as much as a very annoying one.
A guy I once was on a dart team with had this real cute girlfriend that was a nurse. I swear this gal could talk paint off a wall she talked so much. He finally had enough after several months of hoping things would change-------they didn't.
She would come to the dart matches on league night and sit at a table near the boards and she was non-stop and could be heard above everything else----music, crowd noise, etc.
She eventually moved to Florida and worked there for a couple years and one day I was at a local watering hole tossing darts with friends and she walks through the door by herself. She strikes up a conversation with the bartender and people around her and it was just like before----non-fricking-stop verbal diarrhea until she left.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 4:03 pm
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