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Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:45 pm to L1C4
Yup, but it worked out in the end
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:47 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:My first night stationed in Korea I was assigned to a SR NCO room in the transit barracks because they ran out of lower enlisted rooms. I snuck out, downtown without a pass, and got absolutely shitfaced in the ville. I came back to the room and went to sleep on the top buck. I woke up in the bottom bunk surrounded by a bunch of angry NCO's.
It seems that you are a serial pisser
They told me I rolled off the top bunk in the middle of the night, hit the floor, stood up, pissed on the floor, and immediately slipped and busted my arse in the piss. At that point I got up, rolled the SR NCO in the bottom bunk onto the floor and went back to sleep in his bed.
Luckily, they thought it was funny and just said "welcome to Korea."
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:54 pm to fallguy_1978
I feel your pain fall guy.
I've had a couple of beers, I'll have to get up to piss several times tonight.
Damn prostate.
I've had a couple of beers, I'll have to get up to piss several times tonight.
Damn prostate.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:54 pm to L1C4
Pants: No
Bed: Definitely
Bed: Definitely
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:56 pm to L1C4
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I've had a couple of beers, I'll have to get up to piss several times tonight.
Damn prostate.
I get up at night to piss 1-2 times. Every night. Half of the time I'm almost sleepwalking and knock shite over in the bathroom. My wife had a 6 foot standing mirror that I broke a few months ago at 2am
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:59 pm to L1C4
No. And I've never been so drunk that I've had to sit down to piss either. Even after a night of puking my guts out I can still manage to stand up to take a leak before I pass out
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:04 pm to L1C4
There is a poster here who can confirm I pissed in his bathroom vanity drawers including the toothbrushes, razors, etc...
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:14 pm to L1C4
Never. My ex brother-in-law would get so drunk that he would piss himself.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:20 pm to L1C4
Buddy of mine does it often. He’s a big ole country baw and drinks like a horse. But about once every couple months, he gets so drunk he pisses his bed. It’s like a party trick.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:23 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
I had a bit of a pissing issue when I was younger. I've pissed in the corner of my bedroom, two refrigerators, and one time (I was told later) I spent 15 minutes organizing everything under the bathroom sink and finished off by pissing on all of it.
I'm just hoping none of my buddies that post on here see this thread and blow me in
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:30 pm to L1C4
No but I once woke up in the middle of the night, walked into my closet and peed in the laundry basket. Good times.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:30 pm to Sun God
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and blow me in
do wut?!
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:31 pm to Stud Bud
So he was pissed on or pissed off??
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:32 pm to wallowinit
Obviously I meant that I hope no one I know sees this thread and then sexually assaults me
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:33 pm to L1C4
I’ve pissed all over all kinds of shite. Screw you
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:35 pm to L1C4
Yea, I was talking to a girl once, my 19th bday so I was wasted. I don’t remember much but my buddies said she started freaking out and apparently piss was coming down my pant legs and I was completely drenched with piss. They said it look like someone poured a bucket of water on me. I was still just standing there talking like nothing was going on. Thankfully they took me home and that ended my night
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:44 pm to windshieldman
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:56 pm to Sun God
Had sex with a chick and sometime around 5 am found the sheets cold and wet. Got in the car and went home.
But did piss the bed on my wife about 5 years ago. Stripped the bed and went lay on the couch with a fresh cover. Wife woke up mad as frick because she was cold. Blamed the cat for pissing on the sheets.
But did piss the bed on my wife about 5 years ago. Stripped the bed and went lay on the couch with a fresh cover. Wife woke up mad as frick because she was cold. Blamed the cat for pissing on the sheets.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:26 pm to L1C4
Ahh yes, the ole I pissed my pants but I was drunk excuse. If you piss your pants as an adult it just means that your father beat you as a child.
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