have you ever been so drunk you pissed your pants or your bed

Of course.

I pissed in my sock drawer once and don't remember it.

I peed on my tv once in college. My buddy individually opened each drawer in his chest of drawers, puking in each one

Wtf are you babbling about? Are you drunk right now?

My cousin and I went and stayed at a friends place in Clemson. There was a big party at this guys apartment. About 3 o'clock we crash. I slept on the floor. My cousin slept in the bed. This dude (our friend) passes out on the bed, pisses himself and on my cousin. We were already asleep.

My cousin was pissed.

pissed in a closet or two back in the day

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I peed on my tv once in college.

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We were staying with some friends in Nola during Mardi Gras and one of my buddies got pretty wasted. He woke up from being out cold and pissed all over their entertainment center. He was spraying it from side to side.

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I've pissed in the corner of my bedroom, two refrigerators, and one time (I was told later) I spent 15 minutes organizing everything under the bathroom sink and finished off by pissing on all of it. 

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It seems that you are a serial pisser

I got up and pissed in the closet one night, my girlfriend at the time told me the next day.

I had no idea

You seem like a blast to hang out with