re: have you ever been so drunk you pissed your pants or your bed

Yeah... I've pissed in the corner of our bedroom. I am a very deep sleeper so I likely didn't wake up enough to realize the wall to my right was the bedroom wall not the wall by the toilet. My wife woke up and yelled. Making things worse... in the drawer over there were a few external hard drives. Thankfully they dodged the stream but just to be sure I now have them covered. Back in my Delt days I routinely got black out drunk. The night befor homecoming we stayed up and drank all night and throughout the parade. I remember going to the game, leaving at halftime, calling sleep after getting a blowjob, and then waking up at 5 on Sunday night. Turns out we had a US Senator in the shelter...my life could be completely different if I was actually sober enough to network with him. (Still wouldn't give up my life now for anything.)