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Have you ever been caught by your SO.....
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:17 pm
Jerking off and/or watching porn? What was their reaction?
A. Offended
B. Shocked and weirded out
C. Joined in the fun
D. Other (explain)
My SO was doing the laundry the other day and found an old t-shirt that was pretty crusty from ‘residue’ and questioned me about it. I shrugged it off with a lame excuse and that was that. I can tell there is a weird vibe going on tho.
A. Offended
B. Shocked and weirded out
C. Joined in the fun
D. Other (explain)
My SO was doing the laundry the other day and found an old t-shirt that was pretty crusty from ‘residue’ and questioned me about it. I shrugged it off with a lame excuse and that was that. I can tell there is a weird vibe going on tho.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:18 pm
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:19 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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found an old t-shirt that was pretty crusty from ‘residue’
That's disgusting. Are you 16?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:20 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I remember one time I had a female roommate just come into my room without knocking or anything. I had redtube up but I was still in the research phase of this masturbatory experience and hadn't yet pulled my pecker out.
I should have just thrown her on the bed and saw what happened, but I'm a pussy.
I should have just thrown her on the bed and saw what happened, but I'm a pussy.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:20 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you? 
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:20 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Before married c.
After married a. with a sprinkle of b.
After married a. with a sprinkle of b.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:21 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
I can tell there is a weird vibe going on tho.
Probably because you left a jizz rag for her to find you nasty frick.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:21 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
This can't be a serious question.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:21 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
As long as you're not:
A)bothering me for it at inconvenient times
B)withholding it from me when it's business time
C)using fancy guest towels or something Dry Clean Only
then who cares? It washes out.
ETA: I wouldn't love to walk in on it though. Just wait until I'm shopping, jeez.
A)bothering me for it at inconvenient times
B)withholding it from me when it's business time
C)using fancy guest towels or something Dry Clean Only
then who cares? It washes out.
ETA: I wouldn't love to walk in on it though. Just wait until I'm shopping, jeez.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:22 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
Most guys here have wives who won't frick them.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:22 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
I found the unmarried guy in here!
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:22 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Yeah your boyfriend knows you are cheating on him.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:23 pm to WaltTeevens
If you’re getting it on a regular basis, you don’t need to jerk off.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:23 pm to Slagathor
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bothering me for it at inconvenient times
You mean days that end in y and any time that ends with either AM or PM?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:25 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:
You mean days that end in y and any time that ends with either AM or PM?
I meant like when we only have 30 minutes left to get ready to go out.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:26 pm to Slagathor
quote:
I meant like when we only have 30 minutes left to get ready to go out.
What do you have to do that takes 30 minutes you can't do in 28?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:27 pm to Slagathor
What would we do with the other 28 minutes?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:27 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
If you’re getting it on a regular basis, you don’t need to jerk off.
Speak for yourself.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:27 pm to 9Fiddy
High five
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:27 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
an old t-shirt that was pretty crusty from ‘residue’
Why don't you do it like a normal guy? Outside off the back porch.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:27 pm to Slagathor
quote:
I wouldn't love to walk in on it though. Just wait until I'm shopping, jeez
Sometimes y'all come home early though.
I should also add that you need to make sure that you don't leave your phone connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen. Made that mistake once
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