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re: Have you caught or been caught by significant other?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:51 am to CrawfishElvis
Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:51 am to CrawfishElvis
quote:The OP’s version of “she”:
She came home early

Posted on 2/8/25 at 11:55 am to CrawfishElvis
Yeah none of this happened..
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:17 pm to CrawfishElvis
One of my friends caught me cranking hog in high school. We never spoke of it.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:20 pm to CrawfishElvis
We do it with or in front of each other sometimes. Certainly not embarrassed about it.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:22 pm to shutterspeed
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Tell me you maintained eye contact
Indeed I did
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:27 pm to CrawfishElvis
She catches me jerking it all the time. Who cares?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:32 pm to facher08
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Yea, get out of here with this childish nonsense. We need more old farts bitching about whatever they saw on cable news that day. There isn't nearly enough of that.
Yikes old heads
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:33 pm to CrawfishElvis
WTH is happening to the OT?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:39 pm to N2cars
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WTH is happening to the OT?
Was asking myself the same question Thursday night when the TD-Gestapo had a meltdown over a subject title that I thought was inferable enough to have some fun.
Some posters just go around "grading papers " on the boards. Society only lets the hot chicks do that now this day and you think they would get that
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:53 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Never cheated
*except when Jody comes to the house dressed up like Gaston.*
This post was edited on 2/8/25 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:58 pm to samson73103
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Indeed I did
Boss.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:59 pm to CrawfishElvis
Why do you need this
when you have this
?
quote:
taking yourself to paradise city
when you have this
quote:
significant other
?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 2:17 pm to CrawfishElvis
quote:
But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker. We chose not to talk about it. I’ll hang up and listen.
So you call your dick doo doo and Ernie , like the other guy on here too.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 2:19 pm to CrawfishElvis
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But she knew what was going on when she saw the lit candles, the smell of lavender baby oil, and Kenny G playing on the Bluetooth speaker. We chose not to talk about it.
Was he late to the party?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 2:28 pm to CrawfishElvis
Yeah, once after my mom baked a homemade warm apple pie. I couldn't help myself, but my dad caught me.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 5:07 pm to CrawfishElvis
Y’all know how to use those “locks” on the doors?
Posted on 2/8/25 at 5:14 pm to CrawfishElvis
The OT just caught you making up stupid stories
Posted on 2/8/25 at 5:39 pm to CrawfishElvis
I’ve never been caught but in HS I had some playboy mags that a buddy knew about, all of a sudden one day couldn’t find him and then realized he was in the ballroom the whole time.
Finally he came out and the whole bathroom and eventually the house smelled like Pert Plus.
Apparently he smuggled one of the mags into the bathroom that day and cranked the Ol Hog using my damn shampoo.
I might have let that inside info out to a group of fellers during card game one night.
He couldn’t shake the nickname Pert Plus for a while.
I’m the only one who should be cranking any Hogs while in my personal bathroom the way I saw it.
Finally he came out and the whole bathroom and eventually the house smelled like Pert Plus.
Apparently he smuggled one of the mags into the bathroom that day and cranked the Ol Hog using my damn shampoo.
I might have let that inside info out to a group of fellers during card game one night.
He couldn’t shake the nickname Pert Plus for a while.
I’m the only one who should be cranking any Hogs while in my personal bathroom the way I saw it.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 6:09 pm to Morpheus
I use to mess with my wife in the early days of our marriage. We had a marital aid way up on a top shelf she could barely reach. I'd lay one of her long hairs over it so I could tell if it had been disturbed. I'd just casually drop hints like I could tell from her mannerisms what she had done.
For years I had her convinced I could just tell from how she acted if she had pleased herself. I eventually told her what I was doing and the look on her face was priceless.
For years I had her convinced I could just tell from how she acted if she had pleased herself. I eventually told her what I was doing and the look on her face was priceless.
Posted on 2/8/25 at 6:11 pm to CrawfishElvis
Maybe not caught per se, but after my vasectomy when i had to produce samples to verify i was shooting blanks, i made her watch.
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