re: have u paid for sex?

I'm married so obviously

I’m gonna out myself since a bunch of my old friends post here and know this story. Lived across the street in my early 20s from a whore house. Had a guy that worked for the pimp come over and tell us $5 for a BJ from one of the girls. My buddy wrote a $5 check to my roommate for $5 cash. He gave to crackhead and crackhead promised to get a girl. This is around 2 a.m. By about 4 a.m we still haven’t seen crackhead. Buddy of mine and I get in my truck and go to ghetto and see crackhead who promised prostitute. Buddy gets out and chases crackhead and gets his $5 back. We go to McDonalds and buy 2 biscuits I had to be at work at 7 a.m on no freaking sleep.

ETA; Bad thing is this guy didn’t have problems getting girls, just that drunk.

ETA2: Of course my dad post here also, great. I’m a somewhat better man now though

Oh I’ve paid and paid and paid, still paying

Best sex I’ve ever had!

I pay for it everyday because I’m married
I don’t get it nearly often enough because I’m married

LINK

CIUDAD ACUNA, Mexico (AP) _ In a handful of cities on the Mexican border, American men still throng to the brothels of ?boys towns,? legal prostitution zones little changed by fears of sexual disease or campaigns for more wholesome tourism.

At least five Mexican border cities have flourishing boys towns, and though some have been moved away from central tourist districts, they remain popular attractions for businessmen, hunters and teen-agers.

They’re accepted with little controversy, although Texas’ Republican gubernatorial candidate, Clayton Williams, drew heat after admitting recently that he frequented border brothels during his college years more than 30 years ago because they were the only place to get ?serviced.?


The hunters call them Brown Breasted Bed Thrashers

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I’ve been to Germany,Korea, and Australia.

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"You buy me drinkee?"

Every night

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DAMNIT! You beat me to it

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It's not some novel and creative response. It's a matter of how soon someone is going to post it in a thread like this.

2nd place is 'You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.' I think Charlie Sheen said it first publicly, but people always flock to say it in these threads like they came up with it themselves.

Just like in the homeless threads, someone is always going to post that they asked them for money first to beat them to punch and that they beggar was shocked at the reaction.

It's like Ol' Faithful. Clockwork. 3.50.

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As an american serviceman, if you had to pay in those countries, you're doing it wrong.

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I haven't been to Australia and I was married when I was in Germany but in Korea that really depends on where you're stationed.