re: Has your wife bought the “Baton Rouge” scented candle yet?

I'm going to pretend this is from The Sadvocate or the Bee.

The amount of resources spent on stupid shite like this is comical.

Smells like burned gun powder, poverty, malt liquor, and corruption.

Does it smell like SWB's vag?

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I prefer the Gwynneth Paltrow vagina candle.

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Would light.

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Candle starts off smelling great but changes scent to the interior of a CATS bus as it burns.

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I had an English class once where we had to come up with a marketing campaign for a questionable product.

I can't remember what I did, but one of the girls in the class came up with a candle like that for the Quarter. Started out smelling like men's cologne, then a Hurricane drink, etc. The last part smelled like puke.

It smells like Houston because that's where everybody who would buy this moved to.

Is the candle smell from a South wind or North wind? Going to be a big difference.

A smell of sugar cane processing with a hint of coffee..

I can just walk outside and smell that, unfortunately