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re: Has anyone else had problems with parking lot Karen’s?

Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:29 am to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9555 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:29 am to
You’re the a-hole and the problem in this scenario. I’ve never had a scenario where I couldn’t get out of my vehicle without hitting another person’s vehicle.

Park further out in the parking lot or on the street and make your fatass walk a little bit further if you feel that the parking spots in a parking lot are not big enough to accommodate your vehicle. It’s very inconsiderate of you to not do that.

Also, offer to pay for damages if you scratch someone else’s vehicle.

Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2014 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:29 am to
Id be pissed if someone banged my car door. The problem is not the Karen but you.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15284 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:29 am to
quote:

This thread isn't going to go how you expected baw.


These are my favorite types of threads

OP: "Who's with me!?"

OT: "You're fat"
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33725 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Has anyone else had problems with parking lot Karen’s?



No, I park as far as I can from the front entrance
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
4731 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:32 am to
I mean, they arent Karen's and this is a troll thread.
This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 10:33 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15609 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:33 am to
Anxious to see if you even should by driving a big truck? What do you use it for that makes it a need?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58819 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:40 am to
You sound morbidly obese
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16579 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Step 2: Park further away if your truck doesn't fit it the spot (this will help with step 1)


My dually helps me get my steps in everyday.

And screw you Mr. Developer who designed a building and made the parking spaces 7' wide.
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:44 am to
Why cant you open and exit your truck without hitting the vehicle next to you?

I drive a fairly big truck, but I usually park across the lot away from other vehicles not only to squeeze them in but I dont mind walking...


How and why cant you just park like a normal human and not open your door and hit other peoples cars?
Posted by HeyCap
Member since Nov 2014
978 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:44 am to

Is this you?
That is my car to the right. I had to crawl in from the right door. 2 feet of open parking space on the left to the Suburban and obviously no fricks given to park like a civilized human being.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2014 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:52 am to
Interesting YOU have door protectors.

Park far out, the walk will help you shed weight
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10789 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:52 am to
You're one of those assholes that feels the need to hug one of the 2 lines, huh?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10789 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:54 am to
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Why are there so many people randomly sitting in their cars in parking lots these days? Seems like every time I go to Rousse's, there are at least 5 cars with people simply sitting in them. They're there when I park, and still there when I leave 30 minutes later.

They're likely high AF, and psyching themselves into acting like they're not high AF. For some folks that could take a minute.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77640 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:54 am to
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One called me an a-hole
You kinda are.
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
163 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:54 am to
Thank you all for the constructive criticism.

I’m going to up my days at CrossFit from 4 to 5 and stop eating pasta.

I’m just going to start parking extremely far away. I do think parking lots should be designed better, and in both instances, the other cars pulled up after me. But I’d rather walk in the Louisiana heat than deal with Karen’s.

Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:58 am to
This person might get “more” than just a door ding.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58819 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:58 am to
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But I’d rather walk in the Louisiana heat than deal with Karen’s.
deal with Karen’s what?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73462 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 11:00 am to
quote:

parking lot Karen’s


not even gonna worry bot that apostrophe.

We have a parking lot Karen at our office who complains to mgt if a bumper hangs over the sidewalk in a mm. Or if tires touch the lines.

Not sure who she's frickin but, it's someone high up on the food chain here.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49528 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 11:01 am to
I’m pretty sure the Trader Joe’s parking lot in BR was designed to make folks kill each other
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1258 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 11:02 am to
Karens (plural)
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