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Harvey (La.) Man Stabs Sister in Argument over Grits
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:58 am
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:58 am
How to Properly Cook Grits
Rule #16 - Don't Mess With My Grits
Rule #16 - Don't Mess With My Grits
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The stabbing occurred at a home in the 1100 block of Aberdeen Drive in Harvey on Thursday. Malcolm Hawkins and his sister had spent several hours quarreling over grits, according to authorities.
It's not clear what about the breakfast food fueled the siblings' argument. But Hawkins later told deputies "his sister wouldn't leave him alone and continued messing with him about cooking grits," Rivarde said.
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:59 am to blueridgeTiger
I hope they were at least cheddar grits...in which case I could understand
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:01 am to blueridgeTiger
must have been Magic Grits!!
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:01 am to blueridgeTiger
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messing with him about cooking grits
i mean, you don't mess with a man's grit cooking.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:02 am to blueridgeTiger
I'm getting some "My Cousin Vinny" vibes 
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:02 am to blueridgeTiger
I'm sure this was a sugar vs no sugar argument that just got a little out of hand
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:02 am to blueridgeTiger
ETA: dang
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 9:03 am
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:02 am to blueridgeTiger
No self respecting southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:03 am to Ingeniero
never actually seen a grit.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:03 am to blueridgeTiger
I bet she tried to pass off instant grits as the real deal. If so, she got what was coming to her.
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 9:08 am
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:03 am to blueridgeTiger
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Gambini: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes.
Mr. Tipton: I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Gambini: I'm sorry, I was all the way over here. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you're a fast cook? That's it?! Are we to believe that boiling waters soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?!
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Gambini: Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:04 am to blueridgeTiger
Grits aren’t worth eating, much less getting stabbed over.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:04 am to LSUcdro
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I'm sure this was a sugar vs no sugar argument that just got a little out of hand
Sugar in grits?!?! I’ll see you at Sonic, baw!
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:04 am to blueridgeTiger
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spent several hours quarreling over grits
must be a nice life when this is what you spend hours arguing about.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:05 am to Kentucker
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Grits aren’t worth eating, much less getting stabbed over.
Those are stabbing words, yankee
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:05 am to Kentucker
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Grits aren’t worth eating, much less getting stabbed over.
I bet you like Skyline Chili you sick freak
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:07 am to Kentucker
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Grits aren’t worth eating, much less getting stabbed over.
so, what do you server with your opossum?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:09 am to Jimbeaux
I like jelly and butter in mine. Sugar would be yack.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:10 am to Kentucker
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Grits aren’t worth eating, much less getting stabbed over.
You should have your screen named revoked over this heresy
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:10 am to blueridgeTiger
I bet this was about instant grits...No self-respecting southerner eats instant grits...
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