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re: Harris Co TX deputy that didn't get laid last night vows to give everybody a ticket

Posted on 8/4/25 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6358 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 1:58 pm to
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I love white women that act black

Gross
Posted by GetMeOutOfHere
Member since Aug 2018
1029 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:01 pm to
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Her TikTok is still wide open and she's not fat, but still built like an improper fraction.


How big a numerator are we talking here?
This post was edited on 8/4/25 at 2:01 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86519 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:02 pm to
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I love white women that act black...the real reparations
how did she act black?
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6353 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:02 pm to
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built like an improper fraction.

Almost spit out my coffee. I haven't heard that one before.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86519 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:03 pm to
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built like an improper fraction.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4063 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:04 pm to
"TikTok gal who does everything for attention suddenly upset about unwanted attention"

Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8048 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:05 pm to
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"TikTok gal who does everything for attention suddenly upset about unwanted attention"

unwanted?

there's a reason she left her TikTok open during all this, and it's not because she doesnt want attention.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1537 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:05 pm to
That's my hood, I'll take one for the team.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19153 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:06 pm to
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I love white women that act black...the real reparations.


I'm going out on a limb here and guessing Escalera is a Hispanic surname.

Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38557 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:07 pm to






Never seen a person wear their watch over their sleeve cuff.
Posted by Dantheman504
N/A
Member since Jun 2013
5820 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:07 pm to
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Harris Co TX deputy that didn't get laid last night vows to give everybody a ticket

Probably turned down 99 guys and got rejected by 1 and now its every man's fault. Woman logic in a nutshell.
This post was edited on 8/4/25 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
9924 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:13 pm to
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white women

Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5653 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:17 pm to
Should be fired simply for Tik Tocking while in uniform in her unit regardless of the threat.
This post was edited on 8/4/25 at 2:22 pm
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89762 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:21 pm to
she is a Harris County Constable, all they do is sit on the Freeways and Toll Roads and write tickets

attention whores are gonna attention whore
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53926 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:27 pm to
where were these cops when I was cuffed and stuffed in the back seat
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16603 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:31 pm to
Guess she couldn't find a FUPA hunter last night. Kinda shocking for Houston.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17234 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:37 pm to
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Is this Gamers terminology?
No. The term “crackin’” I e coitus, has been around before Atari. Y’all mofos need some cultcha.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7160 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:41 pm to
The consummate professionalism we all expect from our “heroes” in blue
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73585 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:51 pm to
Dick it or Ticket?
Posted by AURulz1
Member since May 2022
509 posts
Posted on 8/4/25 at 2:52 pm to
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