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Happy 57th birthday to Shania Twain......

Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:34 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34566 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:34 pm
I can't believe that she is 57. Just crazy. For young X'ers(myself)/old millennials who were teenagers in the
mid-90's she was the first crush for many of us. I had a poster of her in my room as I'm sure thousands of other teenage boys did at the time. She was the perfect woman. And she has aged wonderfully.

Happy birthday, Shania:






Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16202 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:36 pm to
I still cannot believe her husband cheated on her (in her prime) with this:

Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:37 pm to
Shania on fiya
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16457 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

I still cannot believe her husband cheated on her (in her prime) with this:


Shania doesn’t believe in having sex unless you are trying to procreate…..there is your answer.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22057 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:38 pm to
She looked really thicc in her recent documentary but alright still for 57.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16202 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Shania doesn’t believe in having sex unless you are trying to procreate…..there is your answer.


I say whatever I need to say to spray them guts. Especially when she is the millionaire.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22057 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:41 pm to
quote:


I say whatever I need to say to spray them guts


You misread the problem, baw. She won't have sex unless it's to make a baby. She's 57. She ain't having babies
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27348 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

I still cannot believe her husband cheated on her (in her prime) with this:


Never underestimate the power of a surprise BJ.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34566 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

I still cannot believe her husband cheated on her (in her prime) with this:



quote:

Shania doesn’t believe in having sex unless you are trying to procreate…..there is your answer.

Still doesn't make Mutt Lange any thing less short of a complete and total fricking idiot!

I mean, you had Shania fricking Twain for Christsake and you cheat on her w/someone obviously not on her level.

He's a retard.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64533 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:47 pm to
She has not aged as well as Elizabeth Hurley. But then again no woman in history has aged as well as Elizabeth Hurley. Still, back in the day….




Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:49 pm to
I bet she still feels like a woman
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22057 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:51 pm to
I remember reading back in the day that she hated her legs so she wouldn't show them much. That's a damn travesty!
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15379 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3472 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:59 pm to
She was one of the first in the spank bank. Will always be a favorite of mine.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

I mean, you had Shania fricking Twain for Christsake and you cheat on her w/someone obviously not on her level.



Eager beats pretty baw.

If you’d take a smokeshow that never puts out over a homely girl who cooks, cleans and puts it on you regularly…


Well, the pretty one is doing you about as much good as every other man that sees her.

You get to look.

It’s like those display pies they keep out at bakeries.


I’d rather have something to eat, me.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53923 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:02 pm to
Man....I feel like I would most definitely.





Even though part of me hates her for making "I Feel Like a Woman" so catchy. I don't care who you are, if you hear that song you'll be singing it to yourself for a week.....out loud. And that's embarrassing.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 7:04 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Shania doesn’t believe in having sex unless you are trying to procreate…..there is your answer.


frick that
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50111 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by Murtown
OT Ballerville
Member since Sep 2014
1607 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Shania doesn’t believe in having sex unless you are trying to procreate…..there is your answer


Link?
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17585 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:25 pm to
Yum them toes
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