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Ham’s fashion corner: high rise jeans

Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:55 pm


https://www.ae.com/men-dad-jean-medium-tinted-indigo/web/s-prod/1114_4434_471?cm=sUS-cUSD&catId=cat8400009

So my wife is always bitching about seeing my boxers when I bend over. Most fashionable men’s jeans today are low rise and basically meant to sit at the hip, so when I wear them there is really nothing I can do about it.

I finally got fed up with the bitching though and went in search of some higher rise jeans. There are a handful of options out there, with most of those options costing over $100/pair. However, I found these American Eagle “dad” jeans on sale for $22.50.

I got a pair and wore them today. They come up about 2 inches higher on my waist, and they look better on me than any other pair I’ve ever worn. They are not slim fit as they are loose in the thigh, but it does taper down from the knee to the ankle so it doesn’t cover your shoes like a regular or boot cut jean.

The photo above makes it look like there is serious contrast from the top of the thigh down to the knee, but they aren’t like that at all in person. There’s a mild lightened area but it’s not half as stark as the photo represents.

FYI - They are only sold online.
























































Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:57 pm to
Paging Darth
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21571 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

So my wife is always bitching about seeing my boxers when I bend over.

You need a new wife, not new jeans.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:58 pm to
Like Jerry Seinfeld jeans. Has to be a middle ground though.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

You need a new wife, not new jeans.


$22.50 vs half my shite and 75% of my time with my kid...
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138830 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:00 pm to
I was going to actually take your sneaker advice

I just can't do it now. You've gone off the rails
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 8:04 pm
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:01 pm to
Pic of wifes plumbers crack or gtfo with this shite
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Like Jerry Seinfeld jeans. Has to be a middle ground though.


If you don’t tuck your shirt in, there is no Jerry Seinfeld effect. I never tuck my shirt in jeans.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53806 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:05 pm to
Mom jeans
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:07 pm to


Nah fam cant do it
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:09 pm to


You don’t have to wear them like that. All the photos of them online have dudes wearing them like they’re trying to look bad. “Bad” is apparently “in.”

I may try to take a photo of myself wearing them like a normal person so you guys can see.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:17 pm to
I always pictured you in shirtless overalls and a corn shuck hanging out of your mouth. High rise jeans?
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4670 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

I may try to take a photo of myself wearing them like a normal person so you guys can see.


With wife of course
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:31 pm to

You're going to kill some fat middled boys here with this advice. When they sit, they're going to go all day adjusting the button closure down under their gullet
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:38 pm to
Damn dude. Those jeans are ugly. Crazy ugly
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69233 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 8:44 pm to
Those jeans look like some paw paw jeans pulled up like that
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

With wife of course
I’d rather be blind for the next 50 years than see his sister wife for five seconds.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61817 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:03 pm to
As a fashionable gentleman of refined old school taste I can tell you that high rise anything is not for grown adult men


This includes those jack asses that wear high rise dress pants and loafers with no socks. Grow up and get pants that fit correctly
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:07 pm to
The same goes for skinny jeans, poo. Where do these fancy boys put their penis in these pants?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:08 pm to
I was able to sneak away to the laundry room and put on a show for you boys. Sorry for the poor quality. I’m simply not going to let my wife know I’m taking photos of my jeans for strange men on the Internet.

Showing how high the waist goes:




Normal. Polo shirt and jeans:




With sneakers:




Bend over? No problem!

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