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re: Ham’s fashion corner: high rise jeans

Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:10 pm to
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You're going to kill some fat middled boys here with this advice. When they sit, they're going to go all day adjusting the button closure down under their gullet




Great weight loss device always reminding you of that tire in your shirt.
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:11 pm to
Who knows, a penis isn’t a concern for them. They probably don’t even remember they have one until their girlfriends with armpit hair require their monthly dicking in between lesbian dyke sessions
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:12 pm to
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As a fashionable gentleman of refined old school taste I can tell you that high rise anything is not for grown adult men


This includes those jack asses that wear high rise dress pants and loafers with no socks. Grow up and get pants that fit correctly


How I picture you.

Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:14 pm to
Those aren’t bad looking old dudes fwiw

I’d probably do a 4 fold on the sleeve to the elbow area but otherwise not bad
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 9:17 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:16 pm to


If I could lock in those looks for myself for age 60 and 80 I’d do it in a heartbeat.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:17 pm to
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Ham’s fashion corner




Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:17 pm to
Step one: just don’t be a sloppy fat arse
Posted by Lynyrd
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:19 pm to
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Most fashionable men’s jeans today are low rise and basically meant to sit at the hip

Levi's don't. Stop wearing girl jeans
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:21 pm to
Jeans aren’t suppose to be fashionable they are suppose to be functional. They are denim, they are bland, they are not a fashion statement


Get a normal pair of jeans that fit
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:24 pm to
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Levi's don't.


The tapered/slim fit Levi’s do.
Posted by Bushmaster
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:26 pm to
Brett Favre jeans are a nice fit for a man that has a lot of land to tend and still has a tight bod without being too in your face about it
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:28 pm to
Those look great
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:32 pm to
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Jeans aren’t suppose to be fashionable they are suppose to be functional. They are denim, they are bland, they are not a fashion statement


Get a normal pair of jeans that fit


Do you tell posters on the Tiger Rant that football is for exercise, not for being a fanatic spectator? Do you tell posters on the travel board that vacations are a waste of money?

We get it. You don’t care how jeans look. When your wife leaves you for a better dressed man and you find yourself standing by yourself in line at the Golden Corral for the third time in a week, and you realize your dressed like a generic old white guy who shops at wal mart, come back. We will help.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:33 pm to
This is funny. Do you read while waiting for your laundry?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:37 pm to
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Brett Favre jeans are a nice fit for a man that has a lot of land to tend and still has a tight bod without being too in your face about it


Somehow you won gayest post in this thread. I thought I had it on lock...
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:38 pm to
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Those look great


Thanks Walt.
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:42 pm to
Mostly I rely on my looks and personality rather than how tight my jeans are


Jeans aren’t a fashion statement. There are clothing items for men that are meant to impress. Suits, tuxes, oxfords, shoes...not jeans

Classic men’s fashion, keep it simple. Don’t overthink it. Keep it civil

This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:42 pm to
Bushmaster is one of the manliest of OT manly men

If bushmaster is Gay, then it’s manly to be Gay, that’s all I’ll say
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 9:46 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:43 pm to
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This is funny. Do you read while waiting for your laundry?





Yeah, it’s a laundry/office/throw shite in here room. We moved into this house a couple years ago and it’s still a bit of a shite show, especially since we had our kid just a few months after moving in.
Posted by Lynyrd
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 9:51 pm to
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The tapered/slim fit Levi’s do.

Real Levi's not that girl sized fit
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