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Hammond Baws
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:28 am
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:28 am
I ran across a reddit thread some of you may find tempting.
Long story short, a chick from Hammond started a thread where she is asking for advice on fulfilling her fantasy of being picked and plowed when she is at the grocery store. According to her, she is 36 and calls herself hotblonde.
She says her hubby is 45 and no longer has interest in her and he is a minute man when they do have sex. From reading her reddit post history she has had a couple affairs and has to be one of the thirstiest broads on reddit.
I figure the Hammond grocery stores will now have an unusually high number of single men shopping during the day. Hopefully if you one you finds her you will report back so we can all high five and slut shame her.
If her hubby is an OT baw I feel bad for you bro. Might be a good idea to start looking for divorce attorneys.
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Long story short, a chick from Hammond started a thread where she is asking for advice on fulfilling her fantasy of being picked and plowed when she is at the grocery store. According to her, she is 36 and calls herself hotblonde.
She says her hubby is 45 and no longer has interest in her and he is a minute man when they do have sex. From reading her reddit post history she has had a couple affairs and has to be one of the thirstiest broads on reddit.
I figure the Hammond grocery stores will now have an unusually high number of single men shopping during the day. Hopefully if you one you finds her you will report back so we can all high five and slut shame her.
If her hubby is an OT baw I feel bad for you bro. Might be a good idea to start looking for divorce attorneys.
LINK
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:31 am to BayouCatFan
How many times did you crank it to that thread
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:32 am to BayouCatFan
She hangs out at Red White and Brew and usually sips on a red while looking for college guys
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:38 am to BayouCatFan
quote:
I don’t wear my ring because it doesn’t fit.
Translation: My ring fit 70 lbs. ago.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:38 am to BayouCatFan
That’s a catfish or she’s ghastly.
“Hot blonds” don’t have to go online to beg for sex. Sorry to burst your fantasy.
“Hot blonds” don’t have to go online to beg for sex. Sorry to burst your fantasy.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:04 am
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:42 am to CoachChappy
quote:
“Hot blinds” don’t have to go online to beg for sex
Maybe they just think they are hot because they cannot use a mirror. Also, that cumbersome cane and dark glasses.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:04 am to Hangit
quote:
Maybe they just think they are hot because they cannot use a mirror.
I had to read your post twice before I caught my mistake
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:09 am to BayouCatFan
I sent this to all my Hammond baws
With any luck, she'll be plowed for sure
With any luck, she'll be plowed for sure
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:11 am to BayouCatFan
Is there like a sign-up sheet or something? I'll be in Mandeville this weekend. I'll take a run at it
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:11 am to BayouCatFan
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:17 am
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:27 am to BayouCatFan
This has “catfished” written all over it..
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:27 am
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:41 am to Hangover Haven
If crazy eyes had a pic, that would be it.....if it’s even her
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:54 am to BayouCatFan
I wonder if she shops at the Robert Grocery too?
The checkout girl was digging in her arse the day I went. I politely “forgot” to get something (bananas) and promptly went to another checkout. At least she had a mask. Perhaps I was too distracted from the “whole hand” arse digger to notice a smiling catfish.
The checkout girl was digging in her arse the day I went. I politely “forgot” to get something (bananas) and promptly went to another checkout. At least she had a mask. Perhaps I was too distracted from the “whole hand” arse digger to notice a smiling catfish.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:05 am to BayouCatFan
Has Donna Edwards been ruled out?
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