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Hammond Baws

Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:28 am
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:28 am
I ran across a reddit thread some of you may find tempting.

Long story short, a chick from Hammond started a thread where she is asking for advice on fulfilling her fantasy of being picked and plowed when she is at the grocery store. According to her, she is 36 and calls herself hotblonde.

She says her hubby is 45 and no longer has interest in her and he is a minute man when they do have sex. From reading her reddit post history she has had a couple affairs and has to be one of the thirstiest broads on reddit.

I figure the Hammond grocery stores will now have an unusually high number of single men shopping during the day. Hopefully if you one you finds her you will report back so we can all high five and slut shame her.

If her hubby is an OT baw I feel bad for you bro. Might be a good idea to start looking for divorce attorneys.



LINK
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112617 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:31 am to
How many times did you crank it to that thread
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:32 am to
She hangs out at Red White and Brew and usually sips on a red while looking for college guys
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120263 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:33 am to
No pics dont care
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:38 am to
quote:

I don’t wear my ring because it doesn’t fit.


Translation: My ring fit 70 lbs. ago.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:38 am to
That’s a catfish or she’s ghastly.

“Hot blonds” don’t have to go online to beg for sex. Sorry to burst your fantasy.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:04 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52975 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:40 am to
Talking to girls is gay
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:42 am to
quote:

“Hot blinds” don’t have to go online to beg for sex


Maybe they just think they are hot because they cannot use a mirror. Also, that cumbersome cane and dark glasses.

Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21896 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:45 am to
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:54 am to
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Maybe they just think they are hot because they cannot use a mirror.

I had to read your post twice before I caught my mistake
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
2683 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:09 am to
I sent this to all my Hammond baws

With any luck, she'll be plowed for sure
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:11 am to
Is there like a sign-up sheet or something? I'll be in Mandeville this weekend. I'll take a run at it
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4881 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:11 am to


This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:17 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:19 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26558 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:27 am to
This has “catfished” written all over it..
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:27 am
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2514 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:41 am to
If crazy eyes had a pic, that would be it.....if it’s even her
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34141 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:54 am to
I wonder if she shops at the Robert Grocery too?

The checkout girl was digging in her arse the day I went. I politely “forgot” to get something (bananas) and promptly went to another checkout. At least she had a mask. Perhaps I was too distracted from the “whole hand” arse digger to notice a smiling catfish.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2670 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:05 am to
Has Donna Edwards been ruled out?
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