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re: Haircuts: "Can I clean up your eyebrows for you?"
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:30 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:30 pm to lsupride87
quote:No shite.
I ordered a martini once and some baw said, “you like that girly shite?”
I just laughed
You know what is manly? Doing what you want without worrying what some dumbass thinks.
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:31 pm to Scruffy
Plus that’s Bond’s drink, so what an idiot.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:32 pm to OMLandshark
quote:No. Scruffy has a barber in his town. Not saying where. Does the straight razor, warm towel, wash, etc., and all with a beer.
Go to Floyd’s by any chance? I love that place. The haircut takes 45 minutes and two beers, get the fricking shampoo and warm towel, but I guess I’m a f@g to the OP for wanting to look good and being served well while I’m doing it.
Great price of about $25, although Scruffy usually tips well.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:32 pm to OMLandshark
A martini is considered the quintessential gentleman’s drink of old
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:32 pm to messyjesse
quote:
messyjesse
Checks out. Have a little bit of appreciation for someone that you pay to keep your hillbilly arse looking respectable. Seems like that’s what a self respecting man would do in my opinion. I might be inclined to cut you some slack if you were offered an eyebrow wax, but to trim those curb feelers that you’ve got for eyebrows with a comb and scissors??? The frick outta here with that shite.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:34 pm to messyjesse
I just googled this for you and some of the elite Instatwit models are sporting shameless unibrows.
You may want to grow it out.
You may want to grow it out.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:34 pm to lsupride87
quote:Nothing like a good martini, extra dirty.
A martini is considered the quintessential gentleman’s drink of old
SO got Scruffy into those stuffed olives (blue cheese) too.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:36 pm to messyjesse
quote:
Looking nice isn't really the issue. And my 'brows aren't really that shaggy.
You may look nice comparatively to your coworkers down at the docks when you unload some shite since you shower 3 times a week, but not in decent society.
quote:
The issue is these pricks thinking I wanna look like one of those fruity angelic Hollywood Golden Age stars in those soft glowing photos.
Let me ask you this: do you have a girlfriend or wife, and how fricking fat is she if so?
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:36 pm to messyjesse
quote:
but the goddamn barbershop guy asked me this once
Bet you didn't do shite about it, pussy
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:38 pm to messyjesse
Mine uses a massager and gives me a shoulder and neck massage.
I never turn that shite down.
I never turn that shite down.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:38 pm to messyjesse
I like it when they ask if I want my eyebrows done. I know and she knows it's just another excuse for her tits in my face. Hence the tip.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:39 pm to messyjesse
It's probably meant as "take a fricking hint, your eyebrows look like the bush on a chick from an 80s porn flick".
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:42 pm to OMLandshark
Say wut??
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:47 pm to Ron4LSU
quote:
Say wut??
The OP is clearly a redneck idiot who is in an industry where he does manual labor that involves inhaling chemicals that damage his brain and requires little hygiene. I think I was pretty clear with that. No way this guy has to directly interact with customers or any outsiders in general. Even a contractor would know to get his eyebrows trimmed to sell himself.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:47 pm to messyjesse
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OP
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:20 pm to messyjesse
Get my brows trimmed every cut.
Why you mad at that?
Why you mad at that?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:26 pm to messyjesse
Just maybe they were politely trying to tell you something?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:28 pm to messyjesse
quote:
Why would any self-respecting man agree to this?
quote:
messyjesse
Checks out
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:37 pm to messyjesse
Guess you look like Jr Ewing
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:38 pm to messyjesse
Thread your shite like a real man.
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