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Had a bout with a type of sleep paralysis yesterday

Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25508 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm
Was sleeping on the couch taking in a nice late afternoon nap. Dog was on the couch, wife was next to me binge watching some sci-fi stuff.

My brain was telling me to wake up. I couldn’t move. I couldn’t make any noise. I could still hear the TV, but I don’t think I was fully comprehending it. I tried to make noises, and according to the Mrs all I did was make a very slight groan. All I could do was wiggle my toes. She noticed that but thought I was doing it in my sleep.

I finally woke up when she woke me up after a solid hour and a half. Some of the scariest shite I’ve experienced.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:37 pm to
You need an exorcist baw
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to
You were dreaming bro.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13884 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to
JBE haunting your dreams, baw?
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6420 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:38 pm to
Is it possible you were dreaming it? Some dreams seem real AF...
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2055 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:39 pm to
Had the same thing happen to me twice recently. Were you laying on your back? I read that can cause it.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to
Sounds like some weird shite.

I'd kinda like to experience. You didn't happen to take a bunch of hydrocodone before this happened.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

I finally woke up when she woke me up


she hid the pillow?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15407 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to
Your wife performed a poison test on you. Next time the dosage will be fatal.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:40 pm to
Sleep apnea
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24724 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:41 pm to
Aliens.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24724 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:42 pm to
quote:


Sleep apnea


Narcolepsy
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:43 pm to
Did the rougarou pull your toes?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

My brain was telling me to wake up. I couldn’t move.


One of the most recently discovered symptoms of the China Flu. Better wear your mask now!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53570 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:44 pm to
Your wife slipped something in your drink, baw.

How's your butthole feel?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Dog was on the couch, wife was next to me binge watching some sci-fi stuff.
they're conspiring
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25508 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:49 pm to
Laying on my side. I told myself to try to roll off the couch onto the floor. That didn’t work, obviously .
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25508 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:50 pm to
No drugs other than my daily dose of anti-anxiety meds. I’ve taken those for years, so I can’t imagine it being a random effect of those.

Trust me, you don’t want to experience.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25508 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

How's your butthole feel?


Now that you mention it, butthole feels a little loose. I think that’s from years of a terrible diet wreaking havoc on the pipes.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:52 pm to
Used to happen to me 4 or 5 times a night back when I got what I felt to be a bad batch of Seroquel.
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