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Guys I met in the military in 60's.: One from N. Alabama who wanted to get shot.

Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:26 pm
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:26 pm
To see what it felt like. He had 4 off limits spots: Nuts of course, head, belly and chest. His rationale other than the experience was "what's the point of coming over here and all the hellabaloo if you don't get shot." He wasn't sucessful although he gave himself every oppty by volunteering for extra duty constantly.

A guy from the Appalachians in Ky without a tooth in his head at age 20. Would order two dozen eggs @ midnight chow every night and then get into a cuss fight with ever who "cookie" was for the evening. They would only do 6 @ a time but he wouldn't leave til he worked himself up to 24. And 6 glasses of milk. You could tell when they had doctored his order since all the cooks would watch him take a bite then roar. He would then order 6 more and tell them he wanted them prepared just like the last 6. A real live Luke from the movie without any rabbit in him. He was also the damnest leaper who ever lived. It was like he was made from rubber. We had these outdoor backboards and he would put on a show! And screw with black guys who thought they could leap by removing his teeth and making himself look 80 and then embarrass all comers.

And a "Florida Man" who got a Dear John from his childhood sweetie who then married his brother. He had two photo's she had sent him of her bare assed and spread and he sent those to his brother. He got back a photo of her on the business of his brother's chairman of the Board. All in the family.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:46 pm
Posted by WoWyHi
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:27 pm to
Say what?
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:29 pm to
That's just great, Jim.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:30 pm to
Listen gramps, go take a nap.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:30 pm to
You need to write a screenplay.

"There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from Detroit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from."
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:31 pm to
Congratulations on continuing to start some really weird threads.
Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:32 pm to
I liked it, I bet there are some crazy stories out there of people met while deployed
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:32 pm to
Get off the internet Grandpa, it’s almost activity time at the senior center.
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:33 pm to


This meme is not officially licensed. An obvious fake.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:34 pm to
This read like a flashback from too much acid.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
time to start making your way to the commode so you don't shite yourself.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Get off the internet Grandpa, it’s almost activity time at the senior center.
Nice way to thank him for serving our country in godforsaken Vietnam, dumbass.

You Arkansas inbreds are morons.





Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

To see what it felt like. He had 4 off limits spots: Nuts of course, head, belly and chest.


I don't think those are the rules.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:37 pm to
Ok Jim
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

jimdog


Posted by crazyLSUstudent
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:41 pm to
A guy I went to college with who was rom chalmette amd a medic in desert storm. He told me him and his tentmates would have jerk off contests to see who could come first.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:45 pm to
Then there was Tex. Well I don't remember where Tex come from
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:49 pm to
Did you ever get dinky dau on Charles?
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