re: Guy on the plane in the row across the aisle doesn’t have headphones

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Noise canceling over the ear headphones are 100% essential commercial flight kit.

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if i get C boarding with southwest for some reason, i will happily go sit in the back with the crying kids. fatsos tend to want to be at the front and middle of the plane away from inconveniences and crying children w/ ANC means more room and no noise.

Kick his arse and cause the airplane to return and let everyone know it was his fault they won't make it to their destinations on time.

Don't forget to film it.

Id trip his arse on the way off the jetway in front of the entire airport

Push him against the window. If it's a Boeing, the panel might pop out, just be sure to let him go as soon as the panel starts to dislocate.