re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries

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I ate so many cherries that I got serious diarrhea. I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.

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Why did you stop? Smh

Cherries are yankee fruit.

I never ate them growing up, but I dig ‘em now. My yankee ex said her family used to eat them.

I still save room for the watermelon.

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It wasn't until I was living on my own that I discovered how much I loved cherries. One night I was out of food in my condo, except for cherries. I ate so many cherries that I got serious diarrhea. I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.

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The Northern clime fruits (cherries, raspberries, blueberries, etc.) are pretty expensive and were a relatively rare treat in our evolutionary diet. Our digestive systems probably aren't meant to be eating loads of them.

Spend $20 on some luxardos. Thats a more enjoyable diarrhea.

Blueberries grow really well down in South Louisiana. I've stolen several pounds throughout the years.

I'm about to go grab some cotton candy grapes out of the fridge

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What's your preferred method of eating peaches?

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Lick the alphabet.

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Baw you never had this delicacy growing up?

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Where’s the lettuce?
Ours was plated with a leaf of lettuce under each pear

This is a subpar Ted Talk