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Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:21 pm
It wasn't until I was living on my own that I discovered how much I loved cherries. One night I was out of food in my condo, except for cherries. I ate so many cherries that I got serious diarrhea. I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:22 pm to hendersonshands
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I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.
Grats on the colon cancer.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:23 pm to hendersonshands
Thank God you got married before you got this weird
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:23 pm to hendersonshands
Good cherries are pretty expensive. Worth it for a treat though.
Sorry about the butt aids
Sorry about the butt aids
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to hendersonshands
Why do you refer to guys dicks as “cherries?”
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to hendersonshands
Cherries were too expensive when we were kids
Every once in awhile my a Grandma would buy them & only eat a few at a time to make them last
Every once in awhile my a Grandma would buy them & only eat a few at a time to make them last
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to hendersonshands
Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:26 pm to hendersonshands
i'm from the cherry capital so we always had them
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to CuseTiger
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Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.
Are we allowed to ask if he’s a black bear?
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to hendersonshands
Have you had Ranier cherries? I just had them for the first time a couple weeks ago. Those things are great. Like a plum/peach/cherry hybrid or something.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to Rouge
Are we in the trust tree?
One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.
One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:28 pm to hendersonshands
What about licking your fingers after eating cherries?
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:28 pm to CuseTiger
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Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.
No, but Zachary Taylor is my least favorite president and I'm ashamed that I almost died from the same ailment as him.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:29 pm to hendersonshands
Baw you never had this delicacy growing up?


Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:29 pm to LegendInMyMind
Yeah, bought a bunch in Washington when I was hiking. This was after my initial cherry blunder so I was more moderate.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to hendersonshands
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One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.
Nothing wrong with a little butt stuff baw
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
I was probably 13 years old before I realized that cherries had pits because I had only really had maraschino cherries.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:32 pm to t00f
Shirley Temples with the boys. Man I miss hanging out with the bros
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