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Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries

Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:21 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:21 pm
It wasn't until I was living on my own that I discovered how much I loved cherries. One night I was out of food in my condo, except for cherries. I ate so many cherries that I got serious diarrhea. I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:22 pm to
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I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.


Grats on the colon cancer.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:23 pm to
Thank God you got married before you got this weird
Posted by gumpinmizzou
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:23 pm to
Good cherries are pretty expensive. Worth it for a treat though.

Sorry about the butt aids
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to
Why do you refer to guys dicks as “cherries?”
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to
Cherries were too expensive when we were kids

Every once in awhile my a Grandma would buy them & only eat a few at a time to make them last
Posted by CuseTiger
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:25 pm to
Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:26 pm to
i'm from the cherry capital so we always had them
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.

Are we allowed to ask if he’s a black bear?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to
Have you had Ranier cherries? I just had them for the first time a couple weeks ago. Those things are great. Like a plum/peach/cherry hybrid or something.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to
Are we in the trust tree?

One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:28 pm to
What about licking your fingers after eating cherries?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.



No, but Zachary Taylor is my least favorite president and I'm ashamed that I almost died from the same ailment as him.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:29 pm to
Baw you never had this delicacy growing up?

Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:29 pm to
Yeah, bought a bunch in Washington when I was hiking. This was after my initial cherry blunder so I was more moderate.
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to
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One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.


Nothing wrong with a little butt stuff baw
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to
I was probably 13 years old before I realized that cherries had pits because I had only really had maraschino cherries.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:30 pm to
Just sent this out to the boys tonight

LINK
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:32 pm to
Shirley Temples with the boys. Man I miss hanging out with the bros
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