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hendersonshands
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Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
It wasn't until I was living on my own that I discovered how much I loved cherries. One night I was out of food in my condo, except for cherries. I ate so many cherries that I got serious diarrhea. I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.


TigerFanInSouthland
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
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I was bleeding after the second visit to the toilet.


Grats on the colon cancer.


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Rouge
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Thank God you got married before you got this weird


gumpinmizzou
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Good cherries are pretty expensive. Worth it for a treat though.

Sorry about the butt aids


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DustyDinkleman
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Why do you refer to guys dicks as “cherries?”


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LSUJML
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Cherries were too expensive when we were kids

Every once in awhile my a Grandma would buy them & only eat a few at a time to make them last


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CuseTiger
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.


GreatLakesTiger24
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
i'm from the cherry capital so we always had them


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TDsngumbo
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
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Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.

Are we allowed to ask if he’s a black bear?


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LegendInMyMind
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Have you had Ranier cherries? I just had them for the first time a couple weeks ago. Those things are great. Like a plum/peach/cherry hybrid or something.


hendersonshands
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Are we in the trust tree?

One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.


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CapstoneGrad06
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
What about licking your fingers after eating cherries?


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hendersonshands
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
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Are you a bear by chance? Was watching a national geographic special last night on the smoky mountains where the black bears climbed the cherry trees and pigged out.



No, but Zachary Taylor is my least favorite president and I'm ashamed that I almost died from the same ailment as him.


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NewIberiaHaircut
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hendersonshands
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Yeah, bought a bunch in Washington when I was hiking. This was after my initial cherry blunder so I was more moderate.


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gumpinmizzou
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
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One time (way more than once if we're being honest) I had an itch in the rim of my butthole. I scratched it and it actually felt kind of good. I wouldn't say I fingered my b-hole because I didn't really get more than a nail inside, but it's still something that always made me uncomfortable when I'd think back.


Nothing wrong with a little butt stuff baw


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hendersonshands
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
I was probably 13 years old before I realized that cherries had pits because I had only really had maraschino cherries.


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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Just sent this out to the boys tonight

LINK


hendersonshands
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re: Growing up, my parents never really bought cherries
Shirley Temples with the boys. Man I miss hanging out with the bros


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