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re: Grooming the twig and berries. 100% safe razor?

Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3188 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:15 pm to
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My wife helps out so I don't damage my berries


While the sound of it may be terrifying, you can shave your sack with a modern day standard razor. The skin is much thicker than you realize. It’s the mental part hurdle of putting a razor to your balls that makes it seem so bad.
Posted by CutTheCord
Texas
Member since Aug 2022
741 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:17 pm to
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Men are supposed to have hair.

Women stay with hair and stray without it.

Just think on that.


To be honest, I'm not looking for a long term relationship with a female. If she strays, good riddance.

I also don't want the female to be picking hair out of her mouth.
Posted by CutTheCord
Texas
Member since Aug 2022
741 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:20 pm to
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OK Groomer


Why are you thinking about grooming kids when all I was asking about is a razor?

Pedo.
Posted by Rotchii13
Frisco, TX
Member since Aug 2013
58 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:24 pm to
The Ballber Happy Nuts is better than Manscaped IMO.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153870 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:25 pm to
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Why are you thinking about grooming kids
who mentioned kids? all I said was groomer












it was a joke baw

show a sense of humor
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:26 pm to
If you’re coming to the board for advice, the least you could do is not miss 100% of the jokes
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31911 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:27 pm to
I like to use a straight razor around my junk.
Posted by CutTheCord
Texas
Member since Aug 2022
741 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:29 pm to
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who mentioned kids? all I said was groomer












it was a joke baw

show a sense of humor


I don't joke about children and we all know what the slang term groomer means.
Posted by CutTheCord
Texas
Member since Aug 2022
741 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:30 pm to
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If you’re coming to the board for advice, the least you could do is not miss 100% of the jokes


I don't play when talking about children. We all know what groomer means.

It's not funny to be called that.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46123 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 4:42 pm to
Ask your bf
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3991 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:12 pm to
You started a thread about grooming your dick and balls. Lighten up, Francis
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13127 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:14 pm to
Manscaped electric razors. What I've found is that MILFs are good with "groomed" and not shaved. If you need to go bald, wax with an Asian. It doesn't hurt at all, just don't drink caffeine before your appointment, supposedly.

If you're committed to a razor, the proper answer is any device your wife/girlfriend has never touched. I bought my ex wife her own Dorco 5 blade to keep the "razor borrowing" from happening. I don't have sensitive skin, but it would take four whole seconds for me to figure out my razor had been used on her legs/pits after putting it on my cheek.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:24 pm to
Norelco Bodygroomer

LINK
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:26 pm to
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I don't joke about children and we all know what the slang term groomer means.


That's why it was a joke Nancy.

Do us a favor and try out a straight razor so we can hopefully prevent more of you in the future.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13127 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:28 pm to
Funny, but I still can't upvote you.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34481 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:34 pm to
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Just stretch it out in a shower and be careful.

For balls, good luck.



This, but I prefer to pluck ballhair
Posted by Elblancodiablo
Member since Sep 2023
1829 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 6:01 pm to
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I also don't want the female to be picking hair out of her mouth.

Why would you care?

On a side note...there are some weird motherfrickers on this board.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5650 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 6:04 pm to
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Manscaped line


Good products
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16279 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 6:21 pm to
Gillette fusion styler works pretty well.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55443 posts
Posted on 10/8/23 at 6:22 pm to
Dry shave with my Dollar Shave Club razors
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