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Groaning more with age
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:32 am
Does anyone find themselves making groaning noises more when doing anything strenuous or simple things like bending down as they get older? My 1.5 year-old groaned/grunted when she crouched down earlier mimicking me. Made me realize I groan a lot when doing just about anything. Opening a jar, crouching down, lifting anything, etc... Is this an age thing or am I just a pansy?
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 11:51 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:33 am to RickAstley
Yes, I'm 82 and usually fart when I do anything strenuous.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:34 am to RickAstley
Old man groans are a rite of passage.
They also serve as a subtle sign to your wife / kids that you’re sick of their shite and one bad day away from murdering all of them.
They also serve as a subtle sign to your wife / kids that you’re sick of their shite and one bad day away from murdering all of them.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:34 am to blueridgeTiger
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Yes, I'm 82 and usually fart when I do any strenuous.

Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:46 am to RickAstley
I maintain a healthy diet and workout regime. Feel no different than I did 20 years ago. Prob better actually as I do a lot more cardio now than then.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:48 am to RickAstley
quote:Yes, and it's fantastic.
Does anyone find themselves making groaning noises more when doing anything strenuous or simple things like bending down as they get older?
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:48 am to RickAstley
Nearing 72 and yes, when I squat down, I will groan as I get back up. I do it more as life goes on. I think it’s just an old people thing. 

Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:51 am to blueridgeTiger
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Yes, I'm 82 and usually fart when I do any strenuous.
I'm already doing that in my 50's. Does that mean I'll be crapping my pants at 80?
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:52 am to RickAstley
That’s why they call us “Groan-Ups”.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:41 pm to Shexter
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Does that mean I'll be crapping my pants at 80?
I will neither confirm nor deny that statement.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:43 pm to blueridgeTiger
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82
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72
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50's
Damn when did the OT become the old folks home
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:52 pm to RickAstley
I only feel old when i’m trying to get into or out of my son’s car. Damn, embarrassing.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:53 pm to Gaston
I groan and bitch about shite evryday, that's not age related 

Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:54 pm to Uncle Diddles
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Damn when did the OT become the old folks home
When the mexican stroke guy started making threads about running out of foot creme
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:57 pm to RickAstley
Yes, not sure why. I'm in better shape than I was 10 or 15 years ago.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 12:57 pm to RickAstley
If you grunt when tying your shoes, you're old.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:08 pm to RickAstley
My kids laugh at me when I grunt and groan when I stand up.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:17 pm to RickAstley
quote:When I sling rope I moan.
Made me realize I groan a lot when doing just about anything.
That's about it.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:23 pm to RickAstley
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Does anyone find themselves making groaning noises more when doing anything strenuous or simple things like bending down as they get older?
I do it even when trying not to. It just comes out.
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