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re: Groaning more with age
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:25 pm to RickAstley
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:25 pm to RickAstley
I'm way more emotional while having a bowel movement
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Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:26 pm to blueridgeTiger
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Yes, I'm 82 and usually fart when I do anything strenuous.
Lay off the swill at Grumpy Old Men and you will fart less.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:35 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
I do. My wife always asks "What's WRONG?!"
Also find myself grabbing the steering wheel for support getting into a car.
Also find myself grabbing the steering wheel for support getting into a car.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 1:51 pm to RickAstley
Last October I slipped a disc in my lower back. (Recent CT shows lytic fracture w/out carcinoma actual damage). I groaned every time I moved except breathing for 3+ months. I am just about fully groaned now. 
Posted on 4/8/24 at 2:22 pm to RickAstley
Had this convo with my son yesterday. He asked If I was ok because I always grunt/groan when I get up. I said I'm fine I just groan to cover up all the snapping and popping noises when I get up .
Posted on 4/8/24 at 2:23 pm to SidetrackSilvera
Nothing like bending over and you sound like a squeak toy as the air leaves you
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:08 pm to SidetrackSilvera
That's a pretty funny video
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:13 pm to RickAstley
At 77, things hurt more in more ways.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:13 pm to RickAstley
67 and have bad knees, a bad shoulder, and my elbows lock up now and then. Groan all the time.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:01 pm to blueridgeTiger
After a certain age, you can't trust a fart.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:04 pm to BabyTac
That's the key.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:13 pm to fr33manator
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Dad noises. A real thing
No, they're tired of being married noises. BabyTac is probably stroking deadlifts and making fewer noises than the rest of us using the grunt as the "oh f4rk" response to a wife request.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:40 pm to RickAstley
You have put it in your mind you are old, so now you are acting old.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:46 pm to Gifman
Don't forget loud nasal breathing. Old people inhale and exhale loudly and incessantly from their nose.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:42 pm to RickAstley
57 I notice saying ahh shite when I pick up something heavy
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:58 pm to RickAstley
I been noticing that. Every time I get up I hear some old bastard groaning.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 9:23 am to Gaston
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I only feel old when i’m trying to get into or out of my son’s car.
At 82, I still drive a Porsche 911. Getting out isn't difficult. Getting up off the ground is!
Posted on 4/9/24 at 9:45 am to The Mick
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If you grunt when tying your shoes, you're old.
I'm impressed you tie your shoes, I just wear shoes I can slip on, like those Kizik's.
I'm 74, I can remember when my dreams were wet and my farts were dry.
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