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re: Great quotes or words of wisdom from your elders etc
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:57 am to TutHillTiger
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:57 am to TutHillTiger
Never turn down sex in your high school and college years, no matter how ugly the girl seems at the time you’ll always wonder and regret not fricking her when your older.
Also sage advice from the bogies bathroom wall circa 2003
“No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shite”
Also sage advice from the bogies bathroom wall circa 2003
“No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shite”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:23 am to TutHillTiger
Similar to one I told my kids recently when they moved out on their own in crappy first apartments. "It is ok to struggle. It is not ok to suffer."
The other one is "It's ok to be frugal, it's not ok to be cheap", meaning to deny yourself can be good, but don't deny others what they earned/deserve.
Not sure it qualifies as wisdom, but I am old enough to be an elder,
The other one is "It's ok to be frugal, it's not ok to be cheap", meaning to deny yourself can be good, but don't deny others what they earned/deserve.
Not sure it qualifies as wisdom, but I am old enough to be an elder,
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:27 am to TutHillTiger
Why use a backhoe when a shovel will do?
When getting married, look at her mom. That is your future.
When getting married, look at her mom. That is your future.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:30 am to TutHillTiger
Getting old ain’t for pussies.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:53 am to fjlee90
More than once my dad would tell me,"Boy, you're just shovelling shite in the sea."
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:03 am to TutHillTiger
A fast shittin dog don’t shite long.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:21 am to TutHillTiger
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:26 am to TutHillTiger
It wasn't what he said but what he did. My uncle was 80 years old and I was helping him clear trees from an ice storm. He tripped on a root and face planted hard. He popped up like a spring and didn't say a word as he continued to work with a busted face.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:52 am to TutHillTiger
Don’t tiptoe through life just to arrive safely at death.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 11:20 am to Three
It doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you.
-Neil Young
-Neil Young
Posted on 8/9/25 at 11:55 am to TutHillTiger
When it comes to work place relationships:
“Don’t get your meat where you get your bread”
“Don’t get your meat where you get your bread”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 12:08 pm to TutHillTiger
I've adapted a pearl of wisdom from "A Bronx Tale" ...
Loan a man $20. If he repays you he can be trusted. If he doesn't, you cut him out of your life for $20.
Loan a man $20. If he repays you he can be trusted. If he doesn't, you cut him out of your life for $20.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:16 pm to lsufan1971
quote:
We were in Dallas back in the 80’s at the furniture market. We were trying tail hail a cab. Cab stopped and my grandfather opened the door for my grandmother. Guy pushes her out of the way to climb in the cab. My grandfather grabbed the guy, drug him out the cab and beat his arse on the sidewalk. We all got in to go to dinner. He looked at me (12 years old at the time). He said son never let another man put his hands on your wife and get away with it). Stuck with me to this day
That is awesome! Love stories like that.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:27 pm to TutHillTiger
Years ago before a football game my Dad and I were in Winn Dixie buying beer for the game.
We saw this small, skinny old man with navy tattoos on his forearms that had to be in his 90s .
He was carrying two 24 packs of beer and struggling.
My Dad and I told him to let us carry it to the register for him and he said
“Thank you boys but no, if I can’t carry them, I don’t deserve to drink them.”
Then looked at me and asked if I knew where the condoms were as he laughed and winked at my dad.
We saw this small, skinny old man with navy tattoos on his forearms that had to be in his 90s .
He was carrying two 24 packs of beer and struggling.
My Dad and I told him to let us carry it to the register for him and he said
“Thank you boys but no, if I can’t carry them, I don’t deserve to drink them.”
Then looked at me and asked if I knew where the condoms were as he laughed and winked at my dad.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:35 pm to TutHillTiger
If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. And,
Most of the time, you get exactly what you paid for.
Most of the time, you get exactly what you paid for.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:51 pm to TutHillTiger
You don't have to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:51 pm to TutHillTiger
Walk fast, drive slow, pay cash, or don’t go.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 1:51 pm to TutHillTiger
the sun shines even on a dog's arse sometimes
dont marry ugly people we cant have ugly kids in our family (Aunt Jeanette i miss you!!!)
dont marry ugly people we cant have ugly kids in our family (Aunt Jeanette i miss you!!!)
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