re: Great idea for a country song

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Those three little dots on an iPhone screen
the only indication as to what caused you to leave
and now you're gone forever and all you've left for me
is three little dots on an iPhone screen

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Reminds me of ??”three little maids from school”

That’s actually a great idea. You know the great ones are seldom appreciated in their own time.

I like my idea better

"Oh I am such a country rural dude
If you have a problem with that you're rude
I love tractors and farms and trucks with lifts
And my southern country belle who I shower with gifts
Oh I am such a country man
I prefer trucks in the dust instead of a minvan
Please do not look me up on social hubs
You'll see I am actually a normal white dude from the subs"

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"Oh there aint nothin better then BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

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Bettter than beer on a Friday night,
Is beer on a Sunday morning,
As you watch the sunrise dancing on the water,
Tigers won the night before,
And you never went to bed,
‘Cause you spent all night in the arms of a preacher’s daughter,
And the hunger in her eyes was flashin’ Lightning,
But it’s Sunday morning now and the fish are biting

Is that kind of like calling someone and then just breathing heavily?

It actually could be done well. I feel like this would be a good song for a female thoug, with a lot of metaphors and whatnot thrown in. Think Kacey muscgraves.

It’s yee haw, not hee haw. Donkeys say hee haw

Are you a brother?

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fr33manator

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Best poster on this whole goddamn stupid site

I'm trying to come up with a country rap, but feel the need to stay with the original requirements. Anyway...

So I rolled with her for 3-4 years, In my F-250 with nuts down to here.

We drove a few hard roads but mostly mud, while we're rolling down the road, just drinking a Bud.

We stopped at the Circle K to get more ice,
then she rolled out with my cousin, and he aint even nice.

I called and I texted like a crew of Gypsies,
but it did no good, I just got the ellipses.

So I waited a few weeks, I was feeling demonic,
when I caught my cousin, back behind the Sonic,

I booted him, like I was Cole Tracy,
Then I saw her in his truck, wearing something lacey.

I sidled over there to the passenger door,
but I don't know now, what I did that for.

I was no longer mad, I didn't want to stomp her,
Cause now I love the girl, in the Arkansas romper, that's a wrap.

Yeah, but if it was a regular rap, anybody with good sense would hate it. Maybe we could call it a baw rap?

I am surprised you were not praising the genius of working in the Arkansas Romper girl. Did you not see her?