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re: Grandma gets giant dick on her grave - almost 600 pounds

Posted on 7/29/22 at 12:09 am to
Posted by Gamera
Member since Aug 2020
559 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 12:09 am to
quote:

Whore


She died as she lived - buried in cock.
This post was edited on 7/29/22 at 12:11 am
Posted by Skippy1013
Lafayette, La
Member since Oct 2017
817 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 12:29 am to
At least it’s circumcised
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
2867 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 3:59 am to
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This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 7:31 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20382 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 4:50 am to
That has to be one of the most unusual headstones ever erected, and women from all over the world have pledged to service it so that it remains just like granny liked it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74838 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 4:56 am to
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Mormans can't wait to soak that.
Speling is herd.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4457 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 5:00 am to
Great Gam Gam was a whore!

Posted by VolTiger13
New Orleans, La
Member since Jul 2017
3884 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:03 am to
At least when she’s expelled from heaven for being a whore, she’ll have a nice big hard cock to land on!
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24326 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:11 am to
Could have been worse…..

Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15036 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:35 am to
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62079 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:50 am to
The cemeteries are already filled with phallic symbols. Nothing new.

This post was edited on 7/29/22 at 6:51 am
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23171 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:53 am to
Our current Secretary of Transportation is salivating!
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12660 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:53 am to
quote:

5-and-a-half-foot-tall cock and balls


I wonder if it is anatomically proportional to a real cock and balls.
Posted by Shockthamonkey
BR
Member since Jul 2016
818 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 6:57 am to
I'm glad they took their time with the ball sack and didn't rush it. A lot of women skip over that part.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14223 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:05 am to
quote:

Grandma gets giant dick


Thats my fetish…

quote:

on her grave


… oh
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:13 am to
Decades from now the cemetery will be a teen and tourist hot spot.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6019 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:17 am to
Just wait until birds start shitting on it and it’ll look like Cum dripping down
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47825 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Doña Cata, as she was lovingly known throughout the small town of Misantla in the eastern state of Veracruz, had a particular affinity for penises


So, a slut
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12700 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:45 am to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17445 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:49 am to
Sounds like grandma needed that sculpture for her eternal happenis.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21717 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 7:50 am to
She knew it would be the only way to get her grandkids to visit?

Wonder how that poor baw got the shaft of this job. Did they have to flip out their straws, and shortest one got to give it a ride on the forks?
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