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Government Plans to Open Teminariums

Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:34 pm
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:34 pm
By 2037 CE, the USA will have devolved to an extent that our nation will exist as an 80+% welfare society.

The few remaining portions of the nation's working component will be reduced to those South Americans still willing to immigrate to fill the ever fewer non automated elements of the Chinese controlled American Agricultural Corporation (AAC). By then, the AAC will own or control some 90% of US farm land.

In 2040, Bernie Sanders' Great Grand Daughter Hillary Sanders-Fong, will be elected after a hard fought internet campaign for President, pushing her Nobel Prize winning commitment that all people should be "well fed with meat and bread".

As her first act, President Sanders-Fong will skillfully move the National Terminarium Act of 2041 through congress, where anyone over the age of 32 will have the right to specify which two offspring would receive the national food supplement card, honored at any McDonalds, nationwide, after completing processing at any of the 5,000 Terminarium units set up across the nation.

Citizens over 48 will be required to participate in the terminarium process, with no credit earned or given.

All residue from the Terminarium process would be provided to AAC for use on farmland restoration, crop fertilization and as protein component supply for the newly introduced McGeezer sandwich.

The only problem noted after a smoothly successful implementation of the act was the need for immediate placement of troops at the 680,000 conveniently located McDonalds locations around the USA ("We are as close as your neighborhood Marijuana shop").

The troops, provided by the newly formed CSSI (Chinese Security Services, International) were required for crowd control as masses of the young fought for a place in line to receive their daily supply of heroin laced McGeezer Sandwiches, which according to USA Today, taste "just like the old McSpicy Chicken Nugget, except they have a seeded bun".

Seem far fetched? I can't decide. I just can't see Soylent Green ever getting past the bad rap Ray Bradbury gave it.

What are your thoughts? You can't tell me this scenario hasn't crossed your mind.


This post was edited on 10/10/17 at 1:37 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:36 pm to
Drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Posted by thetigerman
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Member since Sep 2006
3630 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:36 pm to
I see more David Lynch here than Ray Bradbury
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:36 pm to
This scenario has never crossed my mind.

Maybe I just haven't smoked/injected the good stuff you have.
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 8:49 pm
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124437 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:37 pm to
What the frick did I just read
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

You can't tell me this scenario hasn't crossed your mind.


I can, actually
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

What are your thoughts? You can't tell me this scenario hasn't crossed your mind.
The Bible tells us that we shall have the poors with us always.

Using logic, we shall also always have the rich here too.

I've been rich & I've been poor. I like rich a lot better.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:38 pm to
I've thought something of the total opposite.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7137 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:38 pm to
We'll be eating insects as the next major protein source
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:42 pm to
You gots to stick to dem recipe threads gramps
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54925 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:44 pm to
Take 4 of these




and settle down.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20895 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

In 2040, Bernie Sanders' Great Grand Daughter Hillary Sanders-Fong, will be elected after a hard fought internet campaign for President, pushing her Nobel Prize winning commitment that all people should be "well fed with meat and bread".


What are you some sort of vegan hippie?
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14198 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:49 pm to
Oh please!

Chinese are buying everything in sight. Everyone wants all they can get and to hell with everyone else.

Folks will eat just about anything (insects next big protein source)

We have the technology to build half a million new McDonald's stores.

Politics has always existed on "Let us give you this" platforms.

Go to Washington State and you can doctor assisted - legally off yourself for ever easier reasons.

Life is cheap. How many people were shot and killed last night in your state?

If you haven't thought about this, you now have.

Come on over to the dark side.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19524 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:51 pm to
Soylent Green is people.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35158 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:53 pm to
George Friedman already predicted this.
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 1:53 pm to
First rice for dessert and now this! They must have changed your meds!
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