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re: Got a strange text this morning
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:22 am to jamiegla1
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:22 am to jamiegla1
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo
You sent this??
LAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:01 am to jamiegla1
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I’m wondering if it’s too early to call ShadowVision
fricking call him now, its never too early baw
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:04 am to jamiegla1
what was it like explaining the navy seal copypasta to a detective?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:06 am to Ingeniero
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what was it like explaining the navy seal copypasta to a detective?
Well for starters he’s obviously not a very good detective if he didn’t immediately realize what that was or at least figure it out after a quick google search.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:43 am to elprez00
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Well for starters he’s obviously not a very good detective
Well, he really did ask me if I was a Marine so there's a chance he believed the copypasta
I probably shouldve gone with the Ned Flanders version
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:49 am to Das Jackal
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Been getting the same thing for a few weeks.. Really aggravating when its at 2 am on a work night and everybody in the group starts messaging back.. always comes from different numbers though so it cant be blocked, I dont think so anyways.
I go through and block all the numbers in the group text. I use to get about two or three spam texts a day but I'm down to one or two a week now.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:51 am to lsujunky
The spamming is out of control. I got hit up by 2-3 different numbers from Kentucky last week on the same day. If you don’t leave a VM, you’re not getting a call back. truepeoplesearch.com is always a great tool to use too.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:58 am to LRB1967
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I am trained in gorilla warfare
Guerilla warfare
I like the first one better.
I’ve left a trail of dead gorillas in my wake. Compared to them you’ll be easy.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:07 am to jamiegla1
I get those too
But mine says you want to stay rock hard? Click link
Had bunch numbers all in sequence
But mine says you want to stay rock hard? Click link
Had bunch numbers all in sequence
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:00 am to jamiegla1
Just tell the private detective to frick off and to pass along the message to the Karen that called him to frick off as well.
He isn’t a cop
He isn’t a cop
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:16 am to Das Jackal
quote:
Been getting the same thing for a few weeks.. Really aggravating when its at 2 am on a work night and everybody in the group starts messaging back.. always comes from different numbers though so it cant be blocked, I dont think so anyways.
Do not disturb is a miracle worker. There’s a setting in there where only emergency contacts will your phone ring or ding.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:26 am to jamiegla1
quote:
I am trained in gorilla warfare.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 8:28 am
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:28 am to jamiegla1
Probably because they are in a text chain
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:32 am to p&g
quote:Well? Did it work?
But mine says you want to stay rock hard? Click link
Posted on 6/24/21 at 2:35 pm to KAHog
Got a phone call from an unknown number yesterday. I answered and they said nothing. Same thing happened today. Then they texted "sorry that was an accidental call". Number was 225-978-8492.
I tried looking it up but didnt see much. Just posting in case anyone has a "very particular set of skills"
I tried looking it up but didnt see much. Just posting in case anyone has a "very particular set of skills"
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