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re: Good friend of mine just called to say his secretary blew him off in the bathroom.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42298 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:54 pm to
How many oil baws have secretaries? I'm calling bs.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66113 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:56 pm to
She can do things with her one good arm that makes you forget about that thing on her neck?
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:56 pm to
Probably most in America if I had to guess.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66113 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:56 pm to
Small office I reckon that it's the secretary for everyone. Meaning shes already sucked everyone else's dick
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150163 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:58 pm to
This is super trashy
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:42 pm to
Just got the update. Deed was done and she left right after. Said it wasn't worth the risk. He will probably go the next few days spending as much time away from the office as possible. Serves him right dipping in the company ink.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:43 pm to
Grats, you thought about your buddies cock more than yours today. I don't know who of you is more gay in your friendship.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33822 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

How well is this going to end for him?



NSFW-language NSFW-language NSFW-language

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Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46876 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Deed was done and she left right after. Said it wasn't worth the risk


If she had liked the sex it would not already be over. She already proved it was worth the risk.

This is a classic set-up. She now knows what his home and toothbrush looks like. She knows what moles he has under his underwear. She is about to ask for a big raise or else she is going to lawyer up and win that ghetto lotto.
Posted by Tim
Texas
Member since Jan 2005
7127 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:54 pm to
He's an idiot
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66113 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:56 pm to
He should have let her tie him up. Then he could claim he was raped
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14818 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:59 pm to
She has to get home to her BF. In this case your buddy is "Jody".
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:01 pm to
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80% chance she is married


Who refuses to give Head to her husband
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:03 pm to
He was warned, trust me. I'm sure she's just your run of the mill office slam piece. I'm just glad he instantly regretted it and has to be awkward for the next few weeks.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196626 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:05 pm to
thats no way to talk about your mother
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:07 pm to
My opening line to a female once was, 'I like those ligature marks around your neck?'

They were not ligature marks, they were barbed wire scars.
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

She can do things with her one good arm that makes you forget about that thing on her neck?
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
2000 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Did he cum?


This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 8:33 pm
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Did he cum?


Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34925 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:04 pm to
Please...I've dated better looking women than you jack off to
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