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re: Good friend of mine just called to say his secretary blew him off in the bathroom.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3071 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:08 pm to
No way this ends well for both. Keep us updated and goodluck to your friend
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:18 pm to
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Please...I've dated better looking women than you jack off to



Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31555 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:30 pm to
Love telling this story.

My senior year at LSU in CM I had Duncan Kinchen for Senior PM class at 7:30am. One Friday he walks in to my class and says this:
"Good morning gentlemen. Today's class will be short. If there is one piece of advice I can give you to make you successful it's this. NEVER. DIP. YOUR PEN. IN THE COMPANY INK. Nothing will screw up a company faster than fricking people you work with. Understood? Have a nice day."

I shite you not. RIP, sir. One of the best professors I ever had.
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 9:32 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46881 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:31 pm to
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Said it wasn't worth the risk


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I'm just glad he instantly regretted it


I thought you originally said she regretted it afterwards. If she shared some Vitamin P with him and he turns down seconds she is going to teach him what "A woman scorned" is.

If he was trying to piss her off he should have just handed her $20 on her way out.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
63534 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49073 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:35 pm to
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Yeah! And how big is his dick? Both length and girth

God dammit. Let me get my lube. Then tell us where he finished and the texture of his load.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49073 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:37 pm to
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And if you saw my gf you'd shite yourself.

Wait. Is she gonna peg me? frick! I didn't shave my butthole.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39955 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:41 pm to
Does bae's fake cock squirt fake jizz?
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted by countryboy2
Zimbabwe
Member since Jan 2009
1474 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:46 pm to
You lie. We never had class in CM on Friday.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34925 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:07 pm to
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