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Posted on 5/28/20 at 4:37 am
Posted on 5/28/20 at 4:37 am
Today in History: May 28
0585 A solar eclipse interrupts a battle outside Sardis in western Turkey between Medes and Lydians. The battle ends in a draw.
1830 Congress authorizes Indian removal from all states to the western Prairie.
1863 The 54th Massachusetts, a regiment of African-American recruits, leaves Boston, headed for Hilton Head, South Carolina.
Born on May 28
1738 Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, French inventor of the execution device which bears his name.
1818 P. G. T. Beauregard, Confederate general during the American Civil War.
1888 Jim Thorpe, American athlete.
Joke of the Day
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota .
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work
This post was edited on 5/28/20 at 4:51 am
Posted on 5/28/20 at 4:54 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Crackers
Be all you can be because that’s all there is.
It’s time to make the donuts.
Be all you can be because that’s all there is.
It’s time to make the donuts.
Posted on 5/28/20 at 5:30 am to Armymann50
Morning Army, Bull, teech and all. Good day today!
Posted on 5/28/20 at 5:55 am to jeffsdad
Morning jeffsdad.
Day 7/7. Tomorrow I sleep in!
Day 7/7. Tomorrow I sleep in!
Posted on 5/28/20 at 6:13 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning folks. Sometimes, taste testing is the only way to know. Enjoy.
Posted on 5/28/20 at 6:25 am to Wally Sparks
They whacked the looting thread
Posted on 5/28/20 at 6:27 am to tduecen
Morning Duuuce and y’all
COC1 .. sitting outside, nice and cool.
COC1 .. sitting outside, nice and cool.
Posted on 5/28/20 at 6:35 am to Armymann50
Workout done. Getting into the 3CoC. LIG. Bring it.
Posted on 5/28/20 at 6:53 am to Armymann50
Morning all,
Best part of the day, me thinks.
Best part of the day, me thinks.
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