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Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History: May 19
1536 Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII's second wife, is beheaded on Tower Green.
1780 Near total darkness descends on New England at noon. No explanation is found.
1921 Congress sharply curbs immigration, setting a national quota system.
1935 The National Football League adopts an annual college draft to begin in 1936.
1964 U.S. diplomats find at least 40 microphones planted in the American embassy in Moscow.
Born on May 19
1895 Johns Hopkins, merchant and philanthropist.
JOTD
A U.S. Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure?”
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:13 am to Armymann50
Apparently there was a “large, damaging tornado on the ground” in my area about 30 minutes ago. It’s still storming and hailing, and I’m sitting in the dark, but I’m still alive. For now. Morning!
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:13 am to Armymann50
Good morning, army...it is entirely too early to be up!
ETA: I just got a tornado watch issued for my area as well. I honestly had no idea there was any forecast of bad weather!
ETA: I just got a tornado watch issued for my area as well. I honestly had no idea there was any forecast of bad weather!
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 4:15 am
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:13 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:14 am to Armymann50
Good morning Army. 3 days left of a tough 6. Time to conquer.
:gmt.
:gmt.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:24 am to Armymann50
Mornin’ gang. Stay safe out there.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 7:30 am
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:57 am to Armymann50
Turning 33 today, don’t feel too old
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:20 am to Wally Sparks
quote:
Turning 33 today, don’t feel too old
I have jeans I still wear older then that.
Morning people. Yep, tornado watch here too!
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:38 am to Armymann50
Good morning... I’m about to hit the sack
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:38 am to Armymann50
Good Sunday Morning Gang
It’s gonna be a twist and a blow, everything goes.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
It’s gonna be a twist and a blow, everything goes.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:42 am to Armymann50
Good morning all & hope bad weather isn't too severe.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:55 am to Armymann50
top 0 the morning to ya armymann and all...
some weather moving in this morning down here...
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:58 am to Armymann50
Thanks for your due diligence on the GMT Armymann.
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.
Happy Sunday OTrs of the GMT.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 7:06 am to Armymann50
Morn people, gonna be a good day. Leave for 11 days to Alaska this week. cruise and land.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 7:17 am to Armymann50
Mornin’ y’all.
at the JOTD.
at the JOTD.
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