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Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:00 am
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:00 am


Today in History: April 3

1860 The Pony Express connects St. Joseph, Missouri and Sacramento, California.

1882 The American outlaw Jesse James is shot in the back and killed by his cousin, Bob Ford.

1910 Alaska's Mount McKinley, the highest mountain in North America is climbed.

1984 Guinea suspends constitution after coup

2019 Brunei brings into force new Sharia laws punishing gay sex and adultery with death by stoning, prompting widespread condemnation

2020 US aircraft carrier captain Brett Crozier cheered off his ship after being fired for a letter demanding more help for his sailors infected with COVID-19

2020 London's Nightingale hospital opened by Prince Charles (remotely) after nine days with 4,000 beds to treat COVID-19 patients at the ExCeL Centre

2023 NASA announces the four astronauts for 2024 Artemis II lunar mission around the Moon - Christina Hammock Koch, Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman and Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen


Born on April 3

1783 Washington Irving, American writer (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Rip Van Winkle).

1924 Marlon Brando, actor (On the Waterfront, The Godfather).

1934 Jane Goodall, British anthropologist, known for her work with African chimpanzees.

JOTD
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"


This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 4:06 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12389 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:07 am to
Mawnin Army
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:35 am to
quote:

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"


Good Morning.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:43 am to
Morning everyone.

Supposed to be a pretty day today so put on a smile (and some pants) and get out and enjoy the day.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:52 am to
quote:

and some pants


haven't found this nessisary since i retired in 2021
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80879 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:56 am to
Good morning everyone
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21387 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:06 am to
Great day when the perfect 7 start the gmt! Morning!
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61605 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:11 am to
In. Tax prep today. All day long


Id rather chew tinfoil



Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:15 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39076 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:20 am to
Good morning, folks.

Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32045 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:25 am to
Morning everyone
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56194 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:41 am to
Good Morning Humans

Tired or not, it’s time to get perambulating and start the day. Yay!
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Member since Sep 2007
18390 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:42 am to
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7587 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:45 am to
Good morning all
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4105 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:45 am to
Mornin
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7911 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:57 am to
Good morning
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24259 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:00 am to
Morning
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21387 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:03 am to
Did my taxes yesterday Hangit.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39076 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:12 am to
quote:

and some pants

haven't found this nessisary since i retired in 2021


Mrs. hangit works at Disney in a glorified cubicle farm but attends multiple meetings aboot Projects. There is zero public interaction.

Disney has allowed the insane men to start wearing women's clothing. One dude wears miniskirts and spiked heels. Another gay dude (Disney protected class) asked if he could wear shorts and was told no.

Another one has a "Husband" that is a chick that took roids and grew a beard. Referring to this bearded lady as a chick would be an HR offense. This "couple" makes aboot $150k/yr but the wife's parents pay all of their bills.

Clown world is right up the road.
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 6:13 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39076 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:18 am to
quote:

Did my taxes yesterday


gm JD

Maybe you can also send a little extra? The Ukraine needs it. Israel controls the world's money but they need it too.



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