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Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:19 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
31983 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:19 am
Morning all

JOTD

A German couple have a perfect little boy, except...

He won't speak a word. Now 5 years old, the intelligent, bright, happy little boy has never spoken a single word. They take him to doctors, they pronounce him in perfect health. They take him to a psychiatrist, who says he is a happy little boy, apart from the not speaking thing.

Then one day, at the dinner table, the little boy looks up from his meal and says, "Mother, this food is somewhat cold"

The parents are in shock, they jump to their feet, "Our dear little boy, you can speak! This is a miracle, why have you not spoken for all this time?" they ask.

The boy looks up at them and quietly says, "Until now, everything has been acceptable"
This post was edited on 2/21/24 at 4:21 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38944 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:22 am to
Good morning, DLT.

Did the lady have her baby and give you your Dr. back?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12331 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:22 am to
Mawnin Teech
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
31983 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:28 am to
Lol he was almost 2 hours late.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7890 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:29 am to
Good morning
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29064 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:30 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38944 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:30 am to
quote:

Lol he was almost 2 hours late


Remember that when you set your rates to bill him for your wasted time.

I bet your "2 hours under high stress" rate is pretty high.
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9586 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:31 am to


morning gang...
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:32 am to
Good morning everyone
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80835 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 4:32 am to
Good morning OT folks
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:02 am to
Morning all
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:07 am to
Mornin
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:29 am to
Morning all. Gonna be a good and active day.
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
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58603 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:39 am to
Morning Folks!
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:43 am to
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56079 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 5:57 am to
Good Morning Humans
Hump Day!!!

Another day it’s too nice to work but it’s time to pick up the slack from yesterday’s goof off session. Oh well. Nothing lasts forever.

Hope y’all got a bang-up day on tap, whatever you got goin on and do your best to give it everything you’ve got.

Make it up.
Make it happen!
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 6:09 am to
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 6:15 am to
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
10545 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 6:19 am to
Mornin OT
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17055 posts
Posted on 2/21/24 at 6:24 am to
Morning everyone.

Looks like a beautiful day ahead with decent temperatures, hope everyone gets at least an hour just to enjoy the weather and relax, it’s good for what ails you.
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