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Posted on 5/26/22 at 4:15 am
Posted on 5/26/22 at 4:15 am
Morning all
JOTD
The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.
When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behind the wheel scared the driver - what if he got into an accident?
On the other hand, the driver felt that he couldn't say no to the Pope himself, so he reluctantly obliged and let his Holiness get behind the wheel.
To his utter dismay, the Pope turns the key, lights up the limousine's rear tires and speeds up like a maniac!
After driving in excess of 100 mph in a 45 mph zone, a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to stop immediately. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop, as does the pursuing police officer.
The police officer emerges from his vehicle, briefly peers through the limousine's window, then hurriedly steps back in.
His sergeant got this call:
Cop: "Sir, I have a problem."
Sergeant: "What kind of problem?"
Cop: "Well, I pulled over this driver for speeding, but he's someone really important."
Sergeant: "Important like... the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no - a lot more important than that."
Sergeant: "Important like... the governor?"
Cop: "Way more important than that, Sarge."
Sergeant: "Important like... the President?"
Cop: "Even more important than him."
Sergeant: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know sarge, but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
JOTD
The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.
When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behind the wheel scared the driver - what if he got into an accident?
On the other hand, the driver felt that he couldn't say no to the Pope himself, so he reluctantly obliged and let his Holiness get behind the wheel.
To his utter dismay, the Pope turns the key, lights up the limousine's rear tires and speeds up like a maniac!
After driving in excess of 100 mph in a 45 mph zone, a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to stop immediately. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop, as does the pursuing police officer.
The police officer emerges from his vehicle, briefly peers through the limousine's window, then hurriedly steps back in.
His sergeant got this call:
Cop: "Sir, I have a problem."
Sergeant: "What kind of problem?"
Cop: "Well, I pulled over this driver for speeding, but he's someone really important."
Sergeant: "Important like... the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no - a lot more important than that."
Sergeant: "Important like... the governor?"
Cop: "Way more important than that, Sarge."
Sergeant: "Important like... the President?"
Cop: "Even more important than him."
Sergeant: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know sarge, but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
This post was edited on 5/26/22 at 4:23 am
Posted on 5/26/22 at 5:01 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, y'all. The day is waiting. Get your shovels, and dig it.
Posted on 5/26/22 at 5:45 am to Papa Tigah
Morning people from the GoM.
Might move to Arkansas!
Might move to Arkansas!
Posted on 5/26/22 at 5:48 am to Potchafa
quote:
Might move to Arkansas!
People here complain aboot the high rent and mortgages. I always wonder why they don't Ozark out.
Speaking of, I wonder how that show ends?
Posted on 5/26/22 at 6:00 am to Potchafa
morning gang...
quote:
Might move to Arkansas!
been thinking about that myself Potchafa...
Posted on 5/26/22 at 6:02 am to dyslexiateechur
Good moanin' err'body!
Posted on 5/26/22 at 6:04 am to Hangit
quote:
I always wonder why they don't Ozark out.
Speaking of, I wonder how that show ends?
I'm pretty sure in death but I haven't finished it yet. I'm on the last season though.
Posted on 5/26/22 at 6:08 am to dyslexiateechur
Free bigfish
Thinking about Arkansas myself
Posted on 5/26/22 at 6:12 am to dyslexiateechur
Good job Teech! Good morning everyone!
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