GMT - Saturday Morning Edition

Mernin

Good Morning Humans

JOTD

A man was in the bathroom at the Colonels Club in Baton Rouge when lo and behold standing next to him at a urinal was Lane Kiffin.

Since he had Lane’s attention, he said, “Mr. Kiffin, you are about the most famous person I have ever met. I am on a date and I think it really would impress my girl if you would stop by my table and say hello and act like you know me.”

Lane Kiffin said, “Okay, what is your name?

’The man said Michael.

Michael goes back to his table, rejoins his date and a few moments later, Lane stops by and says, “Hey, Michael. Good to see you! How are you doing?’

The man turns to Kiffin and says, “Oh frick off, Lane. Can't you see I’m out on a date?”

Yo Lanier

You’re just fooling yourself if you think there’s no P in it.

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