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"Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"

Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:00 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:00 pm
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According to glamour girl turned dating expert Kezia Noble, she can teach any man how to trick a woman into bed.

What's more, she doesn’t see anything unsisterly in sharing her seduction technique. Nor does she feel she’s ‘rinsing’ men by taking £4,000 a week for her 'wisdom' (her courses have made her a millionaire).

Instead, says Kezia, she is helping women find love and happiness by making hapless men 'dateable' and says she can turn any oafish slob into Prince Charming.














Whats the OT rating for this broad?


Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57457 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:01 pm to
in love
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Whats the OT rating for this broad?

Yes.
Posted by BeaverPRO
Tampa
Member since Aug 2009
16250 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:02 pm to
the Female Hitch! IWHI
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:02 pm to
Her armpits are too white or her skin is too orange.

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Glamorous


They must use that term loosely.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 5:03 pm
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:02 pm to
On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"

Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:03 pm to
Solid 8
OT 6
I bet she knows some tricks. She has the look of a woman who would frick the shite out of you.
Posted by XxxSpooky1
A place in SE La
Member since Sep 2007
5145 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:03 pm to
You really can make money doing anything.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59526 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
Her foot is too wide for that shoe, therefore IWNHI.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Overhaul your look: 'We look on them as a potential date might, so things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out, and sloppy posture,' says Kezia.

Cast your net wider: 'Men who come on my courses they are limited to bars and clubs,' reveals Kezia. 'But they can meet potential dates in parks, museums, coffee shops, anywhere where they can engage in conversation'

Ask open questions and be yourself: Kezia explains: 'It’s about being honest and refreshing and standing out from the other guys who go on about the same dull things.'

Take tips from the bad boys: 'A bad boy is never too available, or predictable, and will put other people or his work before the girl in the early stages,' says Kezia. 'This shows he values himself and his own life and that he has a lot to give.'

Use the 'upside down triangle' to see whether she likes you: 'The gaze should move naturally between each eye and the mouth,' says Kezia. 'If the girl looks away or shifts uncomfortably, it’s a no, but if they are relaxed with this or mirror this behaviour, there’s attraction.'


What a crock of shite for 4k a week.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:05 pm to
My friend Manny paid that the game guy a grand and he still here's off manually. Will tell him about this
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58788 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"


I'm inclined to agree with this assessment.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125418 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"



yup the 1 or 0 scale and she is a 1
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125418 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:07 pm to
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What a crock of shite for 4k a week


more like 7k with our funny money
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:07 pm to
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Overhaul your look: 'We look on them as a potential date might, so things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out, and sloppy posture,' says Kezia.

Cast your net wider: 'Men who come on my courses they are limited to bars and clubs,' reveals Kezia. 'But they can meet potential dates in parks, museums, coffee shops, anywhere where they can engage in conversation'

Ask open questions and be yourself: Kezia explains: 'It’s about being honest and refreshing and standing out from the other guys who go on about the same dull things.'

Take tips from the bad boys: 'A bad boy is never too available, or predictable, and will put other people or his work before the girl in the early stages,' says Kezia. 'This shows he values himself and his own life and that he has a lot to give.'

Use the 'upside down triangle' to see whether she likes you: 'The gaze should move naturally between each eye and the mouth,' says Kezia. 'If the girl looks away or shifts uncomfortably, it’s a no, but if they are relaxed with this or mirror this behaviour, there’s attraction.'
She better be giving up the cooch if this is the advice she gives for $7k
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 6:07 pm
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:09 pm to
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Solid 8 OT 6


Easily an OT 9
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out
THATS bullshite!!!!
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8066 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:09 pm to


The Real Pick Up artist.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 5:11 pm to
Not with that Lindsey Lohan facial expression
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