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re: Give me the best joke you got.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 8:08 pm to DiamondDog
Posted on 8/12/21 at 8:08 pm to DiamondDog
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How you bean?
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Posted on 8/12/21 at 8:51 pm to DiamondDog
Why don’t witches wear panties?
So they can grip that broom.
So they can grip that broom.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 8:56 pm to Allthatfades
quote:
Two little boys were talking. First little boy says my dad has got a huge dick. Second little boy says that ain’t nothing. My dad has got two dicks. A little one he pees with and a big one he brushes the babysitter’s teeth with.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 9:06 pm to Stang
I went to the pharmacy and bought a box of condoms. Guy at the register asked if I wanted a bag with that, and I said damn man she ain’t that ugly!
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:01 pm to DiamondDog
A chicken walks up to a duck at the side of the road. He tells the duck “don’t do it you’ll never hear the end of it”
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:20 pm to DiamondDog
quote:
Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black?
A: You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
That's a riddle, not a joke
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:24 pm to DiamondDog
Someone here posted this a long time ago. But it’s about the man with a 24 inch dick, he goes to the doctor and says in a super coarse/raspy voice, “hey doc, the reason I’m here is because my voice is so coarse and raspy.” The doctor ends up explaining to him that it is due to his dick being so big, it’s so heavy that it’s pulling on his vocal cords and causing his voice to be like that. So the doctor suggest they could remove 12 inches of his penis and it would fix his voice problem, still leaving him with a huge dick. The man agrees and they do the procedure.. A couple of weeks later the man goes back to the doctor and tells him in a completely normal voice “thanks so much doc, the procedure completely fixed my voice issue”, but then asks “by the way, just wondering, what happened to that 12 inches of my penis you removed?” The doctor… in a super coarse/raspy voice says “oh I’m sure it’s around here somewhere.”
Posted on 8/13/21 at 7:14 pm to LeGrosChat
The version I know is
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The latter says “I think I’m a Type O.”
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The latter says “I think I’m a Type O.”
Posted on 8/13/21 at 7:41 pm to Stonehog
What do homosexual autistic people eat?
Assburgers
Assburgers
Posted on 8/13/21 at 7:42 pm to DiamondDog
quote:
Give me the best joke you got.
Ole Miss Football.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:14 pm to PsychTiger
I have a life size map of the United States. One mile equals one mile.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:16 pm to Stonehog
quote:
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?
HAND EYYYYYYYYEEEEIIIIII
Solid
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:17 pm to MidnightVibe
Last night I attended a convention for women who had lost their legs.
Place was crawling with pussy
Place was crawling with pussy
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:37 pm to TheWalrus
That took me a while. Kudos
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:38 pm to DiamondDog
quote:
Give me the best joke you got.
You already got it. It’s in your pants.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:42 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Two fellas walking down the street.
1st fella sees a dog; the dog's is licking himself furiously
1st fella points to dog and says to 2nd fella, "I always wished I could do that."
2nd fella, a bit unnerved says, "Dude, that dog will bite you!"
1st fella sees a dog; the dog's is licking himself furiously
1st fella points to dog and says to 2nd fella, "I always wished I could do that."
2nd fella, a bit unnerved says, "Dude, that dog will bite you!"
Posted on 8/13/21 at 9:02 pm to DiamondDog
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss
Lickalotapuss
Posted on 8/13/21 at 9:39 pm to Pisco
Who won the race between the lesbians and the gay men?
The lesbians, because they were going lickity-split and the gay men were just poke-assing along
The lesbians, because they were going lickity-split and the gay men were just poke-assing along
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