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re: Give me the best joke you got.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:15 pm to DiamondDog
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:15 pm to DiamondDog
What’s 40 foot Long and smells like urine? Old folks line dancing !
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 9:20 pm
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Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:17 pm to Lsuespn
quote:
Don’t have a joke but I got Deez nuts for you
that's the joke
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:20 pm to DiamondDog
UPS driver pulls up to a baws house out in the country to deliver a package. Soon as he steps out the vehicle a big cur dog begins to chew his arse up. The owner runs out of the house apologizing to the driver, helping him off the ground. “Mister I’m sorry about that dog!! He’s mean but I just took him last week and had him castrated!!”
Delivery driver says as he’s dusting himself off “Well it worked, cause I seen the way he come off that porch he didn’t have fricking on his mind!”
Delivery driver says as he’s dusting himself off “Well it worked, cause I seen the way he come off that porch he didn’t have fricking on his mind!”
This post was edited on 8/3/21 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:23 pm to DiamondDog
Three guys who had just passed away were at the Pearly Gates. They were lined up and told as they entered they would be given transportation around Heaven commensurate with how they lived their lives and treated their spouses.
The first guy was a Saint and was told as much! He was given a shiny new Cadillac and was told to enjoy his new abode.
The second guy was sort of a scamp over the years and had “messed up” a time or two. All in all he was good to his wife though and so he got a new Harley to ride on.
The third guy was a scoundrel! I mean he cheated on his wife wide open, just an over all wretch. He had made the right choices to get to Heaven but that was about all the good he did. When his time came they gave him a dirt-bike to ride on.
A while later, the third guy was riding his bike and came across the first guy on the side of the road sobbing. He peddles up to him and says what’s wrong man? You have a nice car and here I am stuck on this bike for the rest of my days…I should be crying!
The man replied, “Here’s the problem…I was driving and just passed by my wife! She was on roller skates!”
The first guy was a Saint and was told as much! He was given a shiny new Cadillac and was told to enjoy his new abode.
The second guy was sort of a scamp over the years and had “messed up” a time or two. All in all he was good to his wife though and so he got a new Harley to ride on.
The third guy was a scoundrel! I mean he cheated on his wife wide open, just an over all wretch. He had made the right choices to get to Heaven but that was about all the good he did. When his time came they gave him a dirt-bike to ride on.
A while later, the third guy was riding his bike and came across the first guy on the side of the road sobbing. He peddles up to him and says what’s wrong man? You have a nice car and here I am stuck on this bike for the rest of my days…I should be crying!
The man replied, “Here’s the problem…I was driving and just passed by my wife! She was on roller skates!”
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:25 pm to DiamondDog
wife got the house in the divorce. the husband just got done packing and is walking out the door when his ex screams "I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL"
husband replies "so you're asking me to stay?"
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two husbands lost their wives at an airport. first guy says "ok, so what does your wife look like?" second guy says "well, she blonde, has big tits, and is wearing a mini skirt."
first guy replies "well frick my wife, let's look for yours."
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a husband is sitting on the couch watching the game when his wife slaps him. "I found Ashlynn's' number in your jacket today." The husband replies "honey, that's the horse I was betting on today." The wife apologizes and go upstairs.
Three hours later, she's back downstairs and slap her husband: "WHAT NOW?"
The wife responds: "YOUR HORSE CALLED."
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A guy is speeding down the interstate and it takes the state trooper almost an hour to pull him over
The state trooper asks him what the hell his problem is and the guy tells him that he's terrified of the police because his wife recently ran off with one.
The state trooper has a confused look on his face, to which the man explains "I thought you were trying to bring her back."
husband replies "so you're asking me to stay?"
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two husbands lost their wives at an airport. first guy says "ok, so what does your wife look like?" second guy says "well, she blonde, has big tits, and is wearing a mini skirt."
first guy replies "well frick my wife, let's look for yours."
---
a husband is sitting on the couch watching the game when his wife slaps him. "I found Ashlynn's' number in your jacket today." The husband replies "honey, that's the horse I was betting on today." The wife apologizes and go upstairs.
Three hours later, she's back downstairs and slap her husband: "WHAT NOW?"
The wife responds: "YOUR HORSE CALLED."
---
A guy is speeding down the interstate and it takes the state trooper almost an hour to pull him over
The state trooper asks him what the hell his problem is and the guy tells him that he's terrified of the police because his wife recently ran off with one.
The state trooper has a confused look on his face, to which the man explains "I thought you were trying to bring her back."
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:25 pm to Nado Jenkins83
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face (Alexa told me that one)
Poke her face (Alexa told me that one)
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:29 pm to DiamondDog
Something about a lezbo in Amsterdam putting her finger in a dyke.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:42 pm to DiamondDog
I bought some batteries but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.
When I die, I am going to leave my body to science fiction.
When I die, I am going to leave my body to science fiction.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:43 pm to DiamondDog
What do you call a midget psychic on the run…..???
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:46 pm to LSUTigerDDS
Did you hear about the guy that swallowed a pony?
He was a little horse later.
He was a little horse later.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:47 pm to jts1207
quote:
Q. What does UGA and marijuana have in common?
A. They both get smoked in bowls
The team with the 3rd most bowls wins?
What happens to a Georgia Tech fan when he takes viagra? He gets taller.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:48 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Did you hear about the midget convict that escaped prison by hiding in a herd of sheep?
They say he’s on the lamb.
They say he’s on the lamb.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:55 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Q. How do you get a UGA girl pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest
A. Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:58 pm to jts1207
What do Tech students use for Birth Control?
Their personalities
Their personalities
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:59 pm to DiamondDog
So Jeffrey Dahmmer tells his co-worker, I like my coffee like I like my men, co-worker says, Oh, black and sweet. Jeffrey says, no, ground up and in the freezer!
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:01 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Q. How do you get a UGA grad off your porch?
A. Pay them for the pizza
A. Pay them for the pizza
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:01 pm to jts1207
What do you call an Ethiopian with a penny on her head?
A nail
Little Jewish kid ask his father for $20.
Father answers, 10 dollars? What do you need 5 bucks for?
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
A nail
Little Jewish kid ask his father for $20.
Father answers, 10 dollars? What do you need 5 bucks for?
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:05 pm to jts1207
quote:
Q. How do you get a UGA girl pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest
Why am I not surprised a Tech fan doesn’t know anything about women
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:06 pm to Stonehog
What do you call the cross between a midget and a vampire?
A little sucker about this tall.
A little sucker about this tall.
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:07 pm to TimeOutdoors
The new Star Wars Trilogy.
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