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re: Give me a reason to not pull the trigger on a subaru

Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14649 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Give me a reason to not pull the trigger on a subaru

A few questions:

1. Do you have a man bun?
2. Do you vote democrat?
3. Do you go to a dealership and seek out vehicles with an option to add a butt plug inserter to the driver seat?

If you answer "yes" to any of those questions, a Subaru is for you.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34067 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
Sounds you shoulda got rid of it lickety-split.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33832 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
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Lesbians aren't really zipping around in rally cars


It's small as shite, and not great performance for a "rally car". I'd dust that thing in my 2011 M37x and I can fit 3 sets of golf clubs in the trunk with room to spare.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4748 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:31 pm to
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what does a WRX do better at bumps than a 3 series? they are both small sedans
edit, unless you are being an older hatch WRX but they are still low


Because one is a rally car and one isn't?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7736 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:32 pm to
To be honest,I still chuckle when I see a dude driving a Subaru.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136982 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

It's small as shite, and not great performance for a "rally car". I'd dust that thing in my 2011 M37x and I can fit 3 sets of golf clubs in the trunk with room to spare.


K
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
14572 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Give me a reason to not pull the trigger on a subaru


you could kill the person inside?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:34 pm to
My Outback is a fricking incredible vehicle.

That's all I've got.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33532 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:34 pm to
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To be honest,I still chuckle when I see a dude driving a Subaru.


Why?
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32587 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:35 pm to
Our Outback burns a lot of oil, which is a common trait for flat four engines.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

A few questions:

1. Do you have a man bun?
Nope
2. Do you vote democrat?
Nope
3. Do you go to a dealership and seek out vehicles with an option to add a butt plug inserter to the driver seat?
Not this time, no


Other questions:

1. Do I like extremely reliable vehicles?
Yes
2. Do I want best in class AWD performance with SUV level ground clearance?
Yes
3. Do I want a very nice interior and good performance for under $40k new off the assembly line?
Yes
4. Do I think it is a chick magnet?
No, and I don't care because I'm married. I'm a pragmatist to the bone.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7736 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:38 pm to
It's been sterotyped as a woman's car. Look at the marketing strategy: Subaru = love. Nothing about the merits of the vehicle.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:40 pm to
Do you take your dog everywhere?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28339 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:43 pm to
We bought my wife an Outback last year. Excellent car. If I didn't need a truck for work, I'd seriously consider buying a second Outback for myself.

The wrx's are quick, but I haven't been a fan of the newer body style on them. I loved the old boxier style.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7736 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:43 pm to
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Do you take your dog everywhere


No, I'm not blind.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:44 pm to
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I'm a Land Cruiser guy myself, but I really like the new Seqouias



What model Land Cruiser do you have? I've got a 100 series that is awesome (except it drinks like a sailor on leave).
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33532 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:51 pm to
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It's been sterotyped as a woman's car. Look at the marketing strategy: Subaru = love. Nothing about the merits of the vehicle.


Come to Montana and it's just a piece of machinery to get you up and down the mountain.

The marketing is pretty pukeworthy.

no marketing necessary out here.
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 12:59 pm to
I rented an outback during my hiking trip in New Hampshire and Quebec a few weeks ago. Brand new. Damn thing was nice. Loaded, comfortable, great ride. It almost made me think of getting rid of the fj. Then I realized I love not having a car payment.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33832 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:00 pm to
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K


Yup.
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