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re: Girls that say "I don't fart"...
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to Carolina_Girl
You definitely are.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to Carolina_Girl
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bullshite.
We rip 'em with the best of 'em.
Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one. The noises you'll hear will make you believe aliens have been among us all along...just disguised as females.

Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:36 pm to Carolina_Girl
quote:Been there done that!!!
.or better yet, bug a private one
Wait, I mean...
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:37 pm to Carolina_Girl
quote:
Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one.
dammit! not allowed in my state yet!
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:37 pm to btnetigers
There's two kind of people in the world. Those that fart and those that lie. 
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:40 pm to btnetigers
I've been married almost 25 years and I've never heard my wife fart.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:45 pm to btnetigers
Fart on you in their sleep
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:57 pm to btnetigers
The stories my wife tells me of women boo booing in the bathroom makes it feel like we are the civilized ones.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:00 pm to Carolina_Girl
quote:
Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one. The noises you'll hear will make you believe aliens have been among us all along...just disguised as females.
I've only heard someone fart in a public restroom like once or twice in my life
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:04 pm to LouisianaLady
I was under the impression that girls don't poop. Thanks for ruining that for me.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:07 pm to Carolina_Girl
I've heard that Womens Bathrooms are way dirtier than Mens bathrooms in terms of poop and pee everywhere.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:08 pm to btnetigers
Have a 100% chance of farting while you eat her arse
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:11 pm to LouisianaLady
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I've only heard someone fart in a public restroom like once or twice in my life
I'm a nurse, so the public bathrooms I have frequented the most are in the hospital. And not just the general population bathrooms...our private employee bathrooms as well...both are full of noises that, if conducted correctly, could be considered quite the symphony.
Maybe it's just a SC/GA thing..or a nurse thing. We hear and see it all, so inhibitions kinda fall to the wayside.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:11 pm to btnetigers
Girls don't fart because they never shut their mouth long enough to let the pressure build up
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:14 pm to btnetigers
Never had a girl fart on your dick while you PIIHB? You haven't lived then man.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:16 pm to btnetigers
They are telling the truth
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:17 pm to DanW1
I'm a guy and my farts don't stink.
I do fart though.
I do fart though.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:25 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls
The last time someone did this, it wasn't happening today motherf*cker!
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:29 pm to JetsetNuggs
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But in which direction do they wipe?
If you ain't farting, you ain't shitting
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:03 pm to btnetigers
It's a well-known fact that women don't fart. For the simple reason that they never shut up long enough to build up any back pressure.
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