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re: Girls that say "I don't fart"...

Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to


You definitely are.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40398 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

bullshite.

We rip 'em with the best of 'em.

Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one. The noises you'll hear will make you believe aliens have been among us all along...just disguised as females.





Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

.or better yet, bug a private one
Been there done that!!!





Wait, I mean...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one.

dammit! not allowed in my state yet!
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10388 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:37 pm to
There's two kind of people in the world. Those that fart and those that lie.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50928 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:40 pm to
I've been married almost 25 years and I've never heard my wife fart.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:45 pm to
Fart on you in their sleep
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:57 pm to
The stories my wife tells me of women boo booing in the bathroom makes it feel like we are the civilized ones.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one. The noises you'll hear will make you believe aliens have been among us all along...just disguised as females.



I've only heard someone fart in a public restroom like once or twice in my life
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:04 pm to
I was under the impression that girls don't poop. Thanks for ruining that for me.
Posted by Duggars23
Member since Mar 2017
228 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:07 pm to
I've heard that Womens Bathrooms are way dirtier than Mens bathrooms in terms of poop and pee everywhere.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39232 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:08 pm to
Have a 100% chance of farting while you eat her arse
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I've only heard someone fart in a public restroom like once or twice in my life



I'm a nurse, so the public bathrooms I have frequented the most are in the hospital. And not just the general population bathrooms...our private employee bathrooms as well...both are full of noises that, if conducted correctly, could be considered quite the symphony.

Maybe it's just a SC/GA thing..or a nurse thing. We hear and see it all, so inhibitions kinda fall to the wayside.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:11 pm to
Girls don't fart because they never shut their mouth long enough to let the pressure build up
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:14 pm to
Never had a girl fart on your dick while you PIIHB? You haven't lived then man.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:16 pm to
They are telling the truth
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:17 pm to
I'm a guy and my farts don't stink.

I do fart though.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15611 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls


The last time someone did this, it wasn't happening today motherf*cker!
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8584 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

But in which direction do they wipe?


If you ain't farting, you ain't shitting
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89808 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:03 pm to
It's a well-known fact that women don't fart. For the simple reason that they never shut up long enough to build up any back pressure.
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