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Girls that say "I don't fart"...

Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:05 pm
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:05 pm
Are they lying, or do they have some sort of special body part that prevent them from airing it out? I call BS on all those perky little liars!
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:05 pm to
Lying.....
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

some sort of special body
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33897 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:06 pm to
If they don't fart, then they definitely queef
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15611 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:06 pm to
But in which direction do they wipe?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

some sort of special body part that prevent them from airing it out?


The obvious answer here is "my penis".
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40398 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
Girls don't fart. Everyone knows this. I can't believe how often this gets talked about
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Lying.....




For some reason I feel as if you have a strange fart fetish.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74571 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
Girls don't fart or poop.

Thought everyone knew that.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:07 pm to
Not this guy.......
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15329 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:20 pm to
Most don't. They don't stop talking long enough to build up any downward pressure.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:21 pm to
Horribly lying.
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:22 pm to
Their gas just comes out in the form of bitching
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24146 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:22 pm to
They are full of shite, literally
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66487 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

strange fart fetish.



Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Girls that say "I don't fart"...

They don't!!!!
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:33 pm to
bullshite.

We rip 'em with the best of 'em.

Go hide in a women's bathroom with stalls...or better yet, bug a private one. The noises you'll hear will make you believe aliens have been among us all along...just disguised as females.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:34 pm to
We all know they don't poo before they spit out their first kid, so I'd imagine farting is the same rule?
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41649 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
Whatever that special part is, when you take that garter off of her at the wedding ceremony, the part goes with it.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
Lying unless she looks like this.
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