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re: Girls that say "I don't fart"...

Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:16 pm to
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The stories my wife tells me of women boo booing in the bathroom makes it feel like we are the civilized ones.



After working in bars and concession stands in my younger years, this is the God's honest truth. The things I cannot unsee.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:18 pm to
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boo booing i

should get time out for using that phrase
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:21 pm to
If it's a lie, keep the lie alive.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:25 pm to
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We rip 'em with the best of 'em.




Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:34 pm to
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Girls that say "I don't fart"..


Are in HS






They don't poop though
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:54 pm to
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Girls don't fart. Everyone knows this. I can't believe how often this gets talked about


Somebody needs to tell my SO. She crop dusts me on a regular basis.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29689 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:54 pm to
I've heard her queef
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10828 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:57 pm to
They're lying. I've probably heard like 10 different women do it during my lifetime.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:06 pm to
They all lie
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8582 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:09 pm to
...are stupid & can't be trusted.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:10 pm to
As far as in concerned, they don't.

If a girl farted, and I even hate that word, in front of me, I'd dump her.

I also won't do it in their presence, either.

Maybe I'm weird and uptight about this, but the girls I've dated seem to respect this convention, as it's never happened.
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:11 pm to
I've been around a few of them over the years that thought their shite didn't stink,


so I guess it didn't matter whether they farted or not
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10828 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:23 pm to
One girl that I was friends with in school didn't care if anybody knew that she did that. One time she leaned over to one side and ripped a huge one that vibrated the whole bench that we were sitting on.

I also had a girlfriend who would do that in public sometimes. She kept doing it one time while we were shopping in Lowe's. Lol
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
13043 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:33 pm to
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If a girl farted, and I even hate that word, in front of me, I'd dump her.



Lol...I dated this girl from a big, bat shite crazy, Italian family that just didn't give a frick about shite like farting. She'd rip one without apologies and would even take a dump with the bathroom door open. Took me off guard the first few times but damn, this girl was just one of the coolest, funniest, craziest people I ever met...made everthing else ok.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:59 pm to
The hot ones don't fart or shite.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10828 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:21 pm to
We're all human. Farts are basically God's practical joke.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19451 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:38 pm to
My fiancee has the rumbling farts in her sleep. I often wake up and have to check my weather app to make sure it's not thunder.
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