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re: Girls that say "I don't fart"...
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:16 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:16 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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The stories my wife tells me of women boo booing in the bathroom makes it feel like we are the civilized ones.
After working in bars and concession stands in my younger years, this is the God's honest truth. The things I cannot unsee.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:18 pm to Rossberg02
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boo booing i
should get time out for using that phrase
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:21 pm to btnetigers
If it's a lie, keep the lie alive.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:25 pm to Carolina_Girl
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We rip 'em with the best of 'em.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:34 pm to btnetigers
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Girls that say "I don't fart"..
Are in HS
They don't poop though
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:54 pm to rmnldr
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Girls don't fart. Everyone knows this. I can't believe how often this gets talked about
Somebody needs to tell my SO. She crop dusts me on a regular basis.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:54 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I've heard her queef
Posted on 3/13/17 at 5:57 pm to btnetigers
They're lying. I've probably heard like 10 different women do it during my lifetime.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:09 pm to btnetigers
...are stupid & can't be trusted.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:10 pm to btnetigers
As far as in concerned, they don't.
If a girl farted, and I even hate that word, in front of me, I'd dump her.
I also won't do it in their presence, either.
Maybe I'm weird and uptight about this, but the girls I've dated seem to respect this convention, as it's never happened.
If a girl farted, and I even hate that word, in front of me, I'd dump her.
I also won't do it in their presence, either.
Maybe I'm weird and uptight about this, but the girls I've dated seem to respect this convention, as it's never happened.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:11 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
I've been around a few of them over the years that thought their shite didn't stink,
so I guess it didn't matter whether they farted or not
so I guess it didn't matter whether they farted or not
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:23 pm to PygmalionEffect
One girl that I was friends with in school didn't care if anybody knew that she did that. One time she leaned over to one side and ripped a huge one that vibrated the whole bench that we were sitting on.
I also had a girlfriend who would do that in public sometimes. She kept doing it one time while we were shopping in Lowe's. Lol
I also had a girlfriend who would do that in public sometimes. She kept doing it one time while we were shopping in Lowe's. Lol
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:33 pm to southernelite
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If a girl farted, and I even hate that word, in front of me, I'd dump her.
Lol...I dated this girl from a big, bat shite crazy, Italian family that just didn't give a frick about shite like farting. She'd rip one without apologies and would even take a dump with the bathroom door open. Took me off guard the first few times but damn, this girl was just one of the coolest, funniest, craziest people I ever met...made everthing else ok.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:59 pm to btnetigers
The hot ones don't fart or shite.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:21 pm to Titus Pullo
We're all human. Farts are basically God's practical joke.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:38 pm to BIGFOOD
My fiancee has the rumbling farts in her sleep. I often wake up and have to check my weather app to make sure it's not thunder.
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