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re: Girlfriends Dog
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:48 pm to vuvuzela
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:48 pm to vuvuzela
Dissapear the dog. Let her think it’s dead and gone. Secretly send it to an inpatient obedience program. Tell her every day you are searching for the dog. Upon completion of rehab, return the dog to her and without specifically saying so, make her understand that she is in your debt for finding the dog and extracting it from a dog fighting ring or a homeless encampment or wherever sounds good in the moment.
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Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:50 pm to vuvuzela
Take the dog to get training during the day when she's at work and just don't tell her about it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:50 pm to vuvuzela
remove feelings from her asap you'll be rekt soon enough
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:44 am to vuvuzela
quote:This is just being tried now, and the dog’s at least 6? Good luck with your girl and the dog, and keep us posted on your progress.
but he needs to learn boundaries.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:50 am to vuvuzela
A tired dog is a well behaved dog. Give him exercise and things will improve drastically.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:06 am to vuvuzela
2 pages and still no PIIHB. What has happened to the OT?
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:14 am to Skooter
It’s 2020. No one is suggesting he frick the dog in the arse to establish dominance with all of the cancel culture.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:17 am to vuvuzela
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He's been banging her for the better part of 6 years until I hit the scene.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 2:27 am to SEClint
Finally someone has the right answer
She’s getting mounted and knotted by the dog when you’re not around. Sorry OP, time to cut your losses and move on.
She’s getting mounted and knotted by the dog when you’re not around. Sorry OP, time to cut your losses and move on.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 4:20 am to vuvuzela
This is a temporary problem. Teach it not to jump on you. Be proactive about food on the counter.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 5:06 am to vuvuzela
Put mouse traps on the counter with a little ham for bait.
Oh, and your GF is almost as hot as you said. I liked trimming her up to a landing strip. She asked me if I could remind you to bring home more peanut butter.
Oh, and your GF is almost as hot as you said. I liked trimming her up to a landing strip. She asked me if I could remind you to bring home more peanut butter.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 5:15 am to vuvuzela
There’s a great program I heard about a few years back called “dissing your dog”
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 5:37 am to vuvuzela
Tell the truth, your boyfriends dog with this ghey post!!
Posted on 7/8/20 at 6:05 am to vuvuzela
Honest answer. The problems you listed can be fixed through training. If you want a woman on board with a plan avoid shock treatment. Look up Zak George he just did a video on guarding, which is the biggest issue. The counters issue is actually harder to train. The treats during training are important. They have to be better than the bone or the counter food.
If made to choose, she will choose the dog. Ultimatums never work. Good luck!
If made to choose, she will choose the dog. Ultimatums never work. Good luck!
Posted on 7/8/20 at 6:29 am to Skooter
quote:Bestiality is an well-known Arky dog training “trick”.
2 pages and still no PIIHB. What has happened to the OT?
References to aberrant behaviors in general belong nicely on the Arky Board, thank you.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 6:50 am to vuvuzela
Been through this exaxt same scenario. My wife's dog years ago. It would bite, skittish, territorial, agressive, bad house manors, etc. It eventually got to a point where I told her to take it to be put down humanely or I'll handle it after it bit her on the leg while she was sleeping. There is zero reason to have an aggressive dog. Obviously we were far along in our relationship.
If you've only been dating for handful of months you shouldn't even begin to think of having this conversation. This right here is why you get a lab, golden retriever, any spaniel, etc. Ill be willing to bet that dog is a toy breed of sorts and she got it when she clearly wasn't ready for responsiblity of raising a dog. Training will help, see where it goes. Not sure you can retrain your girlfriends expectations of the dog though.
If you've only been dating for handful of months you shouldn't even begin to think of having this conversation. This right here is why you get a lab, golden retriever, any spaniel, etc. Ill be willing to bet that dog is a toy breed of sorts and she got it when she clearly wasn't ready for responsiblity of raising a dog. Training will help, see where it goes. Not sure you can retrain your girlfriends expectations of the dog though.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:02 am to vuvuzela
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whose IQ surpasses that of all of the SEC Rant posters' combined.
So she’s retarded?
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:06 am to Sun God
quote:and way too few pics.
Way too much information
Pics damnit! We have rules!
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:06 am to Cmk07c
quote:Plenty of those in Ireland-
bad house manors,
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:15 am to vuvuzela
Pics of either bitch or gtfo
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