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Girlfriends Dog
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:24 pm
I implore the greatest minds on earth, those of this blessed OT Lounge, for guidance.
My girlfriend is prettier than yours (no pics), a true sweet and kind human being whose IQ surpasses that of all of the SEC Rant posters' combined. However, her dog, is a frick head. He jumps on the counters and eats food, he jumps on people and unintentionally harms them (scratches mostly), he growls and snaps when he has his bone and you get near him....
He's been running the show with her for the better part of 6 years until I hit the scene. Now, my expectations for an animal and hers are different. I expect one to obey and not steal food, not touch a plate when you leave the room, etc.
This has caused some friction lately. I feel that some training may be necessary but want to make sure I approach this diplomatically since the dog means so much to my sweetheart. OT, how would you approach a situation where the behavior of a dog needs to be addressed in a way which doesn't disrupt the harmony of the relationship?
Thanks for your insights and infinite wisdom.
My girlfriend is prettier than yours (no pics), a true sweet and kind human being whose IQ surpasses that of all of the SEC Rant posters' combined. However, her dog, is a frick head. He jumps on the counters and eats food, he jumps on people and unintentionally harms them (scratches mostly), he growls and snaps when he has his bone and you get near him....
He's been running the show with her for the better part of 6 years until I hit the scene. Now, my expectations for an animal and hers are different. I expect one to obey and not steal food, not touch a plate when you leave the room, etc.
This has caused some friction lately. I feel that some training may be necessary but want to make sure I approach this diplomatically since the dog means so much to my sweetheart. OT, how would you approach a situation where the behavior of a dog needs to be addressed in a way which doesn't disrupt the harmony of the relationship?
Thanks for your insights and infinite wisdom.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:25 pm to vuvuzela
Increasing dosages of chocolate
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to vuvuzela
No pics no advice. You know the rules.
This post was edited on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to vuvuzela
Break it off you can't win
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to vuvuzela
Sounds like he needs to “run away” wink wink
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:27 pm to vuvuzela
Bro sounds like that dog is making you his beta
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:28 pm to vuvuzela
The dog has to learn it's place and behave. Period.
This may well come down to her having to choose you or the dog.
This may well come down to her having to choose you or the dog.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:32 pm to vuvuzela
So how many notches does this dog have on his ham bone? Surely you aren't the first nor will you be the last.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:33 pm to vuvuzela
All friction caused between a man and woman stem from not communicating.
Sit down with her, be honest while compassionate, and have an adult conversation.
Two tips:
1) Talk to her like you would want to be talked to
2) don’t drink caffeine for 4 hours prior the conversation (increased heart rate is no bueno because it takes away your patience and tolerance)
Sit down with her, be honest while compassionate, and have an adult conversation.
Two tips:
1) Talk to her like you would want to be talked to
2) don’t drink caffeine for 4 hours prior the conversation (increased heart rate is no bueno because it takes away your patience and tolerance)
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:36 pm to pwejr88
quote:
1) Talk to her like you would want to be talked to
2) don’t drink caffeine for 4 hours prior the conversation (increased heart rate is no bueno because it takes away your patience and tolerance)
3) Rub one out right before the conversation so she can’t use her wiles to trick you into seeing things her way.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:37 pm to vuvuzela
Baw, you really letting a dog cuck you?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:37 pm to SG_Geaux
quote:
This may well come down to her having to choose you or the dog.
Good luck on the dating scene...Oh and find a woman w/o a dog...
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
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3) Rub one out right before the conversation so she can’t use her wiles to trick you into seeing things her way.
Now this is why I came here. My god, the wisdom.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:45 pm to vuvuzela
Doubt the dog can be trained at this point & doesn’t sound like she’s willing to let it be trained
I’m not sure I would want a lifetime of that
I’m not sure I would want a lifetime of that
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:45 pm to vuvuzela
This is why they invented shock collars.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:46 pm to vuvuzela
Remote Dog Trainer
It has a beep, vibrate, and shock mode. Tell her you’ll only use the beep and vibrate to train it not to take your food. Shock that fricker exactly 3 times when he’s acting up, and he’ll straighten up his act.
It has a beep, vibrate, and shock mode. Tell her you’ll only use the beep and vibrate to train it not to take your food. Shock that fricker exactly 3 times when he’s acting up, and he’ll straighten up his act.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:46 pm to SG_Geaux
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The dog has to learn it's place and behave. Period.
I agree wholeheartedly. Her entire family knows the dog is a problem, but noone has ever addressed it. I am not a big dog person, and me and the dog get along great. I love the dog truly, but he needs to learn boundaries.
The methods that I am accustomed to seeing when disciplining an animal (grab by nape of the neck and tell them NO) are pretty much out of the question. How, then can I approach this? I'm not paying money to hire some fruitcake to come out here and do doggy day care. Well, unless that would work.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:47 pm to Not_Sure
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It has a beep, vibrate, and shock mode. Tell her you’ll only use the beep and vibrate to train it not to take your food. Shock that fricker exactly 3 times when he’s acting up, and he’ll straighten up his act.
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