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Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:24 pm
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:24 pm
I implore the greatest minds on earth, those of this blessed OT Lounge, for guidance.

My girlfriend is prettier than yours (no pics), a true sweet and kind human being whose IQ surpasses that of all of the SEC Rant posters' combined. However, her dog, is a frick head. He jumps on the counters and eats food, he jumps on people and unintentionally harms them (scratches mostly), he growls and snaps when he has his bone and you get near him....

He's been running the show with her for the better part of 6 years until I hit the scene. Now, my expectations for an animal and hers are different. I expect one to obey and not steal food, not touch a plate when you leave the room, etc.

This has caused some friction lately. I feel that some training may be necessary but want to make sure I approach this diplomatically since the dog means so much to my sweetheart. OT, how would you approach a situation where the behavior of a dog needs to be addressed in a way which doesn't disrupt the harmony of the relationship?

Thanks for your insights and infinite wisdom.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:25 pm to
Pics
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80152 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:25 pm to
Increasing dosages of chocolate
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5278 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to
No pics no advice. You know the rules.
This post was edited on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38738 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to
Break it off you can't win
Posted by Lord_Ford
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3992 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:26 pm to
Sounds like he needs to “run away” wink wink
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13814 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:27 pm to
Bro sounds like that dog is making you his beta
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:28 pm to
The dog has to learn it's place and behave. Period.

This may well come down to her having to choose you or the dog.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5095 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:32 pm to
So how many notches does this dog have on his ham bone? Surely you aren't the first nor will you be the last.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36151 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:33 pm to
All friction caused between a man and woman stem from not communicating.

Sit down with her, be honest while compassionate, and have an adult conversation.

Two tips:

1) Talk to her like you would want to be talked to

2) don’t drink caffeine for 4 hours prior the conversation (increased heart rate is no bueno because it takes away your patience and tolerance)
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34957 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

1) Talk to her like you would want to be talked to

2) don’t drink caffeine for 4 hours prior the conversation (increased heart rate is no bueno because it takes away your patience and tolerance)


3) Rub one out right before the conversation so she can’t use her wiles to trick you into seeing things her way.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:37 pm to
Baw, you really letting a dog cuck you?
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11502 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

This may well come down to her having to choose you or the dog.


Good luck on the dating scene...Oh and find a woman w/o a dog...
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:39 pm to
quote:



3) Rub one out right before the conversation so she can’t use her wiles to trick you into seeing things her way.




Now this is why I came here. My god, the wisdom.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:39 pm to
Way too much information
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45182 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:45 pm to
Doubt the dog can be trained at this point & doesn’t sound like she’s willing to let it be trained
I’m not sure I would want a lifetime of that
Posted by BallsEleven
Member since Mar 2019
6163 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:45 pm to
This is why they invented shock collars.
Posted by Not_Sure
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:46 pm to
Remote Dog Trainer

It has a beep, vibrate, and shock mode. Tell her you’ll only use the beep and vibrate to train it not to take your food. Shock that fricker exactly 3 times when he’s acting up, and he’ll straighten up his act.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

The dog has to learn it's place and behave. Period.



I agree wholeheartedly. Her entire family knows the dog is a problem, but noone has ever addressed it. I am not a big dog person, and me and the dog get along great. I love the dog truly, but he needs to learn boundaries.

The methods that I am accustomed to seeing when disciplining an animal (grab by nape of the neck and tell them NO) are pretty much out of the question. How, then can I approach this? I'm not paying money to hire some fruitcake to come out here and do doggy day care. Well, unless that would work.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/7/20 at 11:47 pm to
quote:


It has a beep, vibrate, and shock mode. Tell her you’ll only use the beep and vibrate to train it not to take your food. Shock that fricker exactly 3 times when he’s acting up, and he’ll straighten up his act.




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