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re: Girlfriend Red Flags

Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41771 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:06 pm to
My older neighbors as a kid never married bc of insurance

Seems like it is dumb to get married
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15645 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36625 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

She declined to do an autopsy when her 37 year old husband died because of the cost. They were married 15 years She’s extremely into me too and I’m nothing special




Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!!!!!

or in the immortal words of Sir Robin, "RUN AWAY"!!!!!!
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:11 pm to
Did a five year old write this script for you?

Do better, if you're going to troll.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24037 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Is she a nurse that specialized in womens' plumbing by any chance? Maybe she teaches nursing?


ISWYDT.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

She said the doctors said it was an embolism.


I could cause one in about 10 minutes with shite in my house.

Hell, shite in my daughter's apartment.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13375 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

I’m nothing special


It will boost your self esteem to cut bait
Posted by griswold
Member since Oct 2009
4225 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

on. If she gets married, she forgoes her husband’s life insurance policy money.

It’s ok, she’ll get more when you die.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4837 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:26 pm to
Do not cum inside her!!!
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:46 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/21/20 at 2:47 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21084 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

She’s the one who found the body too.


Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
14110 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:00 pm to
State law requires an autopsy should the death be deemed if questionable cause for people in that age bracket... this is uniform throughout the US
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12435 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:01 pm to
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You think marrying a woman you met in April is a good idea?

Dude...you get what you deserve.



But you can really tell he loves her by how much he gushed about how wonderful of a person she is and how he can’t imagine being apart and how much value she brings outside of these flags ??
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5460 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:03 pm to
If this is a real post, you certainly should not get married. Amongst a multitude of other problems, it is clear you are not emotionally or financially prepared to be a good stepfather to a vulnerable five year old.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9525 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:11 pm to
1. What dating app did you meet her on?

2. Honestly, you’re being kinda shitty here for even taking it this far and being in the kids life. If you wanted to hit it a few times as part of her grief process that’s one thing, but now you’re up in the kids life. You’re not exactly thinking clearly here either. Train wreck waiting to happen.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15029 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

She declined to do an autopsy when her 37 year old husband died because of the cost. They were married 15 years She’s extremely into me too and I’m nothing special



Get ya fricking arse out of there and change your locks. Get out!
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2856 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

He died on the toilet like Elvis. No drugs.


Was he an international man of mystery?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32001 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:37 pm to
Since you did not provide pics, I'm not helping you out with this situation. Let me know how it goes though.
Posted by southside
SW of Monroe
Member since Aug 2018
647 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 9:05 pm to
she aint that got damn carol baskins is she?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend’s husband died in December. She got in a relationship with me at the end of April


100% chance this relationship fails.

She's not done with the grieving process. You are a distraction and once she finally has to deal with whatever it is she is trying to avoid by dating you, she'll drop you.



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