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Girl Marries Zombie Doll

Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:34 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11921 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:34 pm
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A girl who married her zombie doll says her 'world is now complete' after their nupitals. Felicity Kadlec, 20, wed the 'love of her life' Kelly Rossi, a zombie doll who she claims is 37-years-old, in front of her other dolls. The 'beautiful' ceremony, which took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, USA, cost Felicity $500 (£388) - covering her own wedding dress, a suit for Kelly and decorations for the outdoor venue.



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I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.



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"Kelly was the groom as she takes the male role in our relationship, she is a tom boy so wore a suit - I feel she was most comfortable as the groom.


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She said: "I married Kelly but only because I accept her for who she is, I look past her bloody face and I don't mind her not having a jaw.





Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4892 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:36 pm to
frickin millennials
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:36 pm to
I clicked into the link.

Y'all dont want pics, believe me
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:37 pm to
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Girl Marries Zombie Doll


And I'm still single

Welp....
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:40 pm to
just looking at her she married "up"
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:42 pm to
Well post a pic
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175961 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:42 pm to
this is inspiring, LOVE wins out
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:42 pm to
Time for me to see what led tastes like. I've had enough of this stupid fricking planet.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30806 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:44 pm to
Shes ugly.

Im not even sure thats a girl
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7587 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:45 pm to
May god help this world
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22171 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:45 pm to
That zombi will never go hungry
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29327 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:55 pm to
Good god what a freak.


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I married Kelly but only because I accept her for who she is,


Well she's a doll so....
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18418 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:00 pm to
Usually I’d ask for pics no matter what but this is one of those occurrences where it’s best to keep the pics in the link. Yikes.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:03 pm to
Was hoping she would look like Bonnie Rotten or something..


WNHI
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71474 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:10 pm to
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Shes ugly.

Im not even sure thats a girl



This
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115962 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:14 pm to
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I clicked into the link.

Y'all dont want pics, believe me



TYFYS
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
1821 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:20 pm to
Why the frick did I click on that
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22535 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:31 pm to
She was born in 1999 so not really a millennial. She’s more gen z
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:41 pm to
So brave
Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1506 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:43 pm to
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