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Girl gave me her number at the gym, should I risk it

Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:30 pm
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:30 pm
Our gym chef was doing some celebration today and he was cooking steaks while the bar was offering a choice of wine or liquor drink. While I was sipping on my Cabernet, this girl ordered a drink and started talking to me about some BS. She said that she’s been waiting for me to approach her while working out and that I got a freebie. Should I do it and risk shitting where I workout lol.

Update: we had wonderful sex on my kitchen counter, couch, and bed.
This post was edited on 7/28/22 at 12:25 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22060 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:30 pm to
Didn't happen but thanks for the lame story
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27424 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12493 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:32 pm to
I’ll take things that didn’t happen but you’ll still masterbate to for $500 Alex.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79087 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:32 pm to
Time to wake up for middle school son
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Girl gave me her number at the gym


no she didn’t
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17911 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:33 pm to
For those who say pussy is undefeated, it's about to take an L to this hypothetical gym.
Posted by DontThreadOnMe
Member since Jul 2022
364 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:34 pm to
Lemme guess, 867-5309?
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14808 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:35 pm to
Didn’t happen but, if it did…

Why not be a mature adult so that if it doesn’t work out you can still see each other at the gym?
Posted by SUG
Member since Nov 2015
491 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:36 pm to
Yes yall can do neck workouts to reduce those adams apples
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25626 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:36 pm to
We know this is a lie since Walt told us (as a woman) that women don't ask men out.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9368 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:38 pm to
frick the imaginary story, I’m more curious about this gym that serves steaks and alcohol
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41510 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Just asked her out :/

Y that face?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23932 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:40 pm to
Be honest. The number was 1-800-Dial-a-Joke wasn't ir?
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9142 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:41 pm to
You originally posted at 10:30 then you updated eight minutes later that you had asked her out. Let's hope for her sake that you aren't this quick with everything
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4966 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:41 pm to
I'm fricking confused. You eat steaks and drink wine while working out? Strip clubs are not gyms. Even that doesn't make sense.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

shitting where I workout

Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22060 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:43 pm to
The OT has become some boomer Facebook story paradise. What the hell
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

I'm fricking confused. You eat steaks and drink wine while working out? Strip clubs are not gyms. Even that doesn't make sense.


My gym has a bar and a professional chef on location.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27424 posts
Posted on 7/26/22 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

My gym has a bar and a professional chef on location.



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